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a/n: okay so this chapter starts out in text format for a group chat and this probably won't be a regular thing but i thought it was a funny way to introduce some new characters! i hope you enjoy!! :) 

(UNEDITED bc i was desperate to post and finished this at 12:43 am :)) 


 "THE ENGAGEMENT PARTY"


GROUP TEXT: squad af

niall: BAILEE WHAT THE FUKC

bailee: ??? what niall ?

niall: since when are you enGAGED HUH

bailee: o

niall: i was literally working with you for hours today and i had to find out on faCEBOOK

bailee: YOU STILL USE FACEBOOK? REALLY NIALL???

niall: THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM HERE. THE PROBLEM IS THAT I HAD TO FIND OUT YOU WERE GETTING MARRIED FROM AN EVENT INVITE FROM YOUR MOTHER

kat: shit bay wTF

sam: WAIT I DELETED FACEBOOK WHAT'S GOING ON

harry: I GOT THAT EVITE TOO OMG

laney: I THINK WE ALL DID HARRY

sam: NOT ME FUCK YOU GUYS

kat: I LEGIT THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE WHAT

louis: are we all going to ignore the fact that THIS ENGAGEMENT PARTY IS FOR HER AND LIAM???? UM

harry: FUCK I ALWAYS SHIPPED THEM

harry: BAILIAM 5EVER  

bailee: STFU HARRY

bailee: sam thEY'RE JUST LOSERS NOBODY USES FACEBOOK

bailee: LIAM I KNOW UR READING THESE MESSAGES WHERE ARE YOU

liam: :-)

niall: liAM I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS

liam: we are niall !

niall: apparently NOT! HOW COULD YOU BOTH NOT TELL ALL OF US FIRST

louis: LIKE iS THIS ALL A JOKE OR IS UR MOM JUST BEING WEIRD AGAIN BAY??

bailee: it's not a joke

harry: I'M GONNA BE IN THE WEDDING RIGHT???

sam: WHAT ARE THE DEETS I NEED TO KNOW

laney: IT'S ON SATURDAY  AT 5 IN MOMZILLA'S BACKYARD

bailee: FUCK LANEY DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOM MOMZILLA I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

laney: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE WASN'T IT

harry: DIBS ON BEING THE BEST MAN

bailee: SHUT UP HARRY

liam: HARRY OMG

harry: THE COUPLE HAS SPOKEN. I'M TAKING THAT SHUT UP AS A YES FOR YOUR INFORMATION

bailee: see you all there on saturday :-)

liam: :D later guys!

louis: THEY'RE LEAVING THE GC TO FUCK ! WE GET IT, YOU'RE A COUPLE NOW

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 29, 2015 ⏰

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