[Tuesday, June 15th, 2010 - 1:46 AM]
Tommo: haz
Tommo: haaz
Tommo: haaaz
Tommo: i'm bored
Haz: Hello Bored, I'm Harry.
Tommo: did you really just pull a dad joke on me?
Haz: No, I'm not a parent. How could I?
Tommo: and there's a second one, good god
Tommo: i don't like that you're on a roll here, i'm scared
Haz: I thought you were bored, but okay.
Haz: Hi Scared, I'm Harry.
Tommo: i hate this
Haz: What did This do to deserve your hatred?
Tommo: they're getting worse as you go on
Haz: Fine, I'll stop.
Haz: Though, considering that I've never told you a dad joke before, I reckon you've gotten off easily.
Tommo: oh, poor niall. he's had to take the brute of them, hasn't he?
Haz: He's my failed jokes outlet.
Tommo: no one should have to suffer through that
Haz: Hey! They're not that bad!
Tommo: ...
Haz: Okay, maybe they're a little cheesy.
Tommo: a little?
Haz: Alright, they're margarita pizza with double cheese cheesy.
Tommo: that sounds about right
Tommo: are you busy?
Haz: No, not that I'm aware of.
Tommo: why would you not be aware, that makes no sense
Haz: That's how the phrase goes, don't be uncultured.
Tommo: i'll have you know i'm incredibly cultured, and am, quite frankly, offended by your accusation
Haz: Using big words in one text won't make you appear smarter to me.
Tommo: well, it makes me seem smarter to me, so that's good enough
Haz: Is that how that works then?
Tommo: duh
Tommo: anyways
Tommo: i wanna hear your voice
Haz: How so?
Tommo: can i call you?
Haz: No.
Tommo: no-
Tommo: hazza, i don't wanna play another game of cat and mouse
Tommo: i know you find it entertaining, but i think i've run out of witty for the night
Haz: Good god, you've what?
Haz: You've run out of sass?
Haz: What next, you're gonna tell me you've grown?
Tommo: what did i tell you about them height jokes?
Haz: That's it, the world's gonna end.
Haz: I guess it was nice while it lasted.
Tommo: that's a piss poor attempt at changing the subject, hazza
Tommo: what's wrong?
Haz: I just don't know if that's a good idea.
Tommo: explain it, i want to understand your thought process
Haz: I don't know exactly why I don't want to do it.
Haz: I'm just a little hesitant, it's a big step in this relationship, or whatever this is.
Haz: It'll be the first time we'll see each other.
Tommo: yes, and?
Tommo: i see nothing wrong with a quick call.
Haz: Lou, I said no.
Tommo: why? it's just a video chat
Haz: I'm uncomfortable, okay?
Haz: I'm not ready to see you yet, why can't you respect that?
Tommo: why are you getting all defensive all of the sudden?
Haz: Because you're pushing me to do something I'm not ready for!
Tommo: i'm not, i just don't think that your reasoning is rational
Haz: Oh, so now you're calling me stupid.
Tommo: i absolutely did not say that
Haz: Well, it really feels like you're implying it.
Tommo: harry, we've been through so much
Tommo: you literally destroyed my feelings in april and now you're making a big deal about this?
Haz: I thought you said we weren't going to talk about that again.
Tommo: i figured now was a better time than ever to rehash that wound
Haz: Classic Louis, always ruining everything.
Haz: That didn't matter anyways, it was a prank.
Tommo: do i mean nothing to you? it absolutely broke me, i had no reason to forgive you, but i did because you forced me to with your constant pestering. god, you just wouldn't shut up and let me forget you
Haz: I didn't make you do anything, I didn't even want to be with you in the first place.
Tommo: what?
Haz: You heard me right.
Haz: Louis, we met through the internet, did you really think that what we had was real? How naive are you?
Haz: How could it have been? We haven't met before.
Tommo: i don't need to see you to know that i love you
Haz: Well, the feeling wasn't mutual.
Haz: I don't think this is going to work anymore.
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Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
