Various! Naruto x Rick! Reader

Chapter 6 - Shino is underrated

Your eyes suddenly opened and found piercing golden ones staring right back
God my head hurts
"Claude?" you mumbled
His face was dangerously close to yours
"Yes Master?", he wasn't even blushing, something you didn't bother to note down

"..."
You sighed. "Claude your kinda suffocating me here."
His face was emotionless as he quickly stood up
You were still on the couch of your living room and it was... le gasp, It was Monday!

You quickly tried to get up before feeling an immense pain in your head, you were on a couch...in the living room, far away from your room

"Claude?"
"Yes master"
"Can you help me get to my room"
He helped you get off the couch while holding up a glass of water which you grabbed and drank. You were fuckin parched

You sat on your bed
"Computer what time is it"
"Creator, It's 3 in the morning, you should get more rest"

Completely ignoring your computer's advice, You decided that it would be better to go to the bathroom and wash up.
"Claude I'm gonna go to the bathroom and wash up-"
As soon as you said those words he quickly left and turned on the bath while preparing every necessity...ever
This boi was carrying scented candles and all that shit.
He even checked the bathwater heat with a thermometer.

You didn't give his actions a second thought so your computer stepped in
"Don't you think that Claude's being really worried over you, but isn't expressing it properly?"
You thought for a bit before coming to the realization, Claude was being overly worried about you and wasn't really showing it like he usually would
Your computer resisted the urge to say fuck you

While the over-worried thing was definitely justified, the fact that he barely spoke to you gave you a bit of worry.
You brushed it off when he came in
Your eyes didn't widen at all when he carried you, bridal style, to the bathroom.

The Bathroom was...Romantic? or maybe r rated?. The bathroom was darkly lit with scented candles. A bathrobe and a few fluffy towels on the side table. A few rose petals floated in the bathwater.

You looked at Claude who wasn't blushing, like at all. You couldn't tell if he was joking or...

What the actual fuck is this

You snapped your fingers and got off Claude's arms.
"I'm very sure I didn't program this knowledge into him"
You glared at the air
"Don't look at me, I didn't do it"
You looked around a bit and saw a book popping out of his right back pocket
....It was a book called icha icha paradise...

You deadpanned
Who knew my ai would be such a pervert

"..."

"I'm kinda curious..."

"..."
"..."
"Yeah... me too"

You opened the book, it surprisingly had some plot. It was actually a really GOOD fuckin plot. Like to the point where you might go to the bookshop and buy the second book, you however were on the first few chapters so you couldn't really tell. You and your computer read the book all the way up to a partly folded page (The assholes way of bookmarking), It was right before the first ... Inappropriate scene.

"Well at least he isn't a pervert yet"

The book was marked with annotations on mostly the subplot arc of the Lady and her butler.
(Kudos to those who know the webtoon but not that)
The annotations marked what the butler did for his master. Cook breakfast, Note behaviors, Assist the master, command other maids, and ... Oh,
Right before Claude's infamous bookmark 'Make a special bath after the master's long day.'