Various! Naruto x Rick! Reader

Chapter 1 - Fuckin hell, I feel like shitWhere TF am I?

"F- fuckin hell...ugh, what the fuck, I feel like shit"

You reached a hand out to hold your pounding head as you slowly got up

"Wooah, look at this shit, the fuck, my hand looks as cartoon as one of those shitty shit emojis" You stretched your hand out in front of you again, before looking at your surroundings. You were in some cartoon forest, but it looked somewhat familiar... actually nevermind no it didn't

"Alright fuck this, lemme just get my portal gun and ...
oh shit...
... ohhhh shit shit shit shit"

You reached into your lab coat to find your portal gun's smashed remains.

"What the actual fuck, It's smashed to fucking pieces, what'd I do? use a grenade?"
You dug a little further and found the remains of a grenade
"..."
"Well shit"

Having nothing else to do, you reevaluated your surrounding, only to come up with a mind-breaking revelation
"wait for a fuckin second".
You looked down to see you were significantly shorter than you remembered. On a completely unrelated subject, you gazed down with a look of disappointment at your now very small chest "..."

"Computer On", Your ears picked up a small beep in the background

"Computer scan"

Your body was scanned as a screen appeared in front of you.

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Name: Y/n L/n

Height: Y/h

Weight: Y/w

Age: 13

Carbonic DNA Scan results-

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" The FUCK, I'm 13 now? Who's the bitch of a god that determined my age cause i call bullshit I'm like fuckin 18 piece of shit".
Deciding that you shouldn't linger to long you decided to move on without questioning it, you'll just fix it later"
"Computer where am I"

"Creator, This is dimension N4-R02 otherwise known as the world of naruto: a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto. It tells the story- ERROR"

"Oh shiiiit. Computer your fff-fuckin rite, it's that one shit show my cousin likes" Your mood changed in a matter of seconds as that realization came to center. You went from mildly annoyed to just plain annoyed

You prided yourself off of science, you would rather die than submit to something else. However, there was one time when you were forced by your small cousin to watch the show. Unfortunately, or fortunately, for you, you mostly couldn't remember shit, cause you were blackout drunk most of the whole time.

To clarify, you, a person who prided off science, is in a children cartoon where science is basically nonexistent, and from what you could kinda remember, people use some bullshit energy called chakra to create lightning balls and weird eyeballs.

"Computer scan Whole World; General Locations"

"SCANNING>>> COMPLETE... INPUTTING TO CREATOR"

"Alright thanks, computer, now let's get going", you were about to take out your canteen of alcohol, but you remembered that you gotta stay sober for this shit... and you were 13, maybe you'll do this shit later but not fuckin now

Alright, Uhhh the closest civilization thing is someplace called...Konoha"

"Computer stay on and activate Ai mode"