"Oo~ Speinish men su sexuuuuu~" Arthur slurred drunkenly. "Taek me hoem~"
"D'nt t'ch m'w'f," a voice suddenly said.
"Oh fuuuuuck off Berwarl," Arthur replied. "I liek ANTINIU noew."
"I dernt know ameego, I think we should go with THIS nice guy~," Antonio said in a drunk, seductive voice. "He can eet mai churro~"
"O you spanierds, wot a bunch of whores~" Arthur laughed. "What da hell, Berwael is tooootally sexu. We can shaer him."
Berwald picked them both up and walked out. "Tw' n'w w'v's f'r m'c'll't'n," he said. "'M g'nn' dr'ss th'm 'p l'k' m'ds 'nd ch'n th'm t'th' b'd."
"That's creepy," yelled Tim. Berwald picked him up too. Tim accepted it because he was secretly a bara fanboy and Berwald was just soooooooo muscly.
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Hetaboo Crack World
FanfictionUmm... Weird Hetalia story parodying some weeaboo tropes I guess? Expect short chapters. I hope you think it's funny, I mean, I do, so it's gotta be funny right? If you'd like to request a crack pairing to be in the story, just leave a comment or PM...
