Tanizaki, showing up with a bruise on his neck: Hey guys!
Dazai: Mhm...hey, Tanizaki-san, what's that mark on your neck?
Tanizaki: O-oh! It's...just a mosquito bite.
Naomi, walking into the room: Hello!-
Dazai: Hey, mosquito.
Naomi: *visible confusion*
Yosano: Actually, it's a bruise from some treatment I gave him.
Dazai, while Tanizaki is even more embarrassed than earlier: Oh-
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