The Original Six Wives React to Six: The Musical

Don't Lose Your Head

Grew up in the French Court
Oui, oui, bonjour
Ann smiled at the French words. She missed living in France, while being queen.

Life was a chore so (she set sail)
1522 came straight to the UK
All the British dudes, lame
Epic fail
K.H giggled and Cleaves chuckled, nodding.

OooOo, I wanna dance and sing
Politics, not my thing
OooOo, but then I met the King
And soon my daddy said, you should try and get ahead
Anne and K.H rolled their eyes.

He wanted me, ha, obviously
Messaging me like everyday
Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger
K.H shook her head, amused. Aragon rolled her eyes not amused.

OooOo, sent a reply
OooOo, just saying hi
OooOo, you're a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe, xo baby
Aragon scoffed, and Jane gave her a pointed look.

Here we go
(You sent him kisses)
I didn't know I would move in with his misses
"Should've thought of that before."

(What?)
Get a life
You're living with his wife?
Like, what was I meant to do?
The queens looked at her and she just shrugged.

Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
How ironic was the in thought in all of their minds.

I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
K.H was humming quietly along with the tune.

Three in the bed and the little one said
If you wanna be wed, make up your mind
Her or me, chum
Don't wanna be some
Girl in a threesome
Are you blind?
OooOo, don't be bitter
OooOo, 'cause I'm fitter
OooOo, why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't want to bang you
Somebody hang you
Aragon clenched her jaw and the other queens were subconsciously waiting for something to happen.

Here we go
Your comic went viral
I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral
"So true." Anne says, shaking her head.

Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head

Tried to elope
But the pope said nope
Our only hope was Henry
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E
The rules were so outdated
Us two wanted to get x-rated
"Annie!" K.H says horrified.

Soon, ex-communicated
Everybody chill, its totes God's will
"Sure it is."

Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around, like what the hell
Jane looked down at her lap, embarrassed.

If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three
Just to make him jell
"Bad idea." K.H sighed.

Henry finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts
Like so judgemental
"You damn that witch!!"
Mate, just shut up
I wouldn't be such a b-
If you could get it up
The queens guaffed while K.H giggled along with Cleaves.

Here we go
(Is that what you said?)
And now he's going 'round like off with her head
(No)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it
(Seems it)
What was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
Like what was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
No, but what was I meant to do?
Anne sighed.

I guess he just really liked my head...
K.H broke into laughter at the crude gesture she was doing with the microphone. Aragon even had a tiny smile.

Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell (she's going to hell)
"Rude."

Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said
Sorry not sorry 'bout what she said
Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head

"I thought it was great Annie." K.H said.

"It was hilarious." Cleaves said smiling.

"It was.. not bad." Aragon conceded.

"I think thats the nicest thing you ever said to me. Warms my heart, truly." Anne gave a cheeky smile and Aragon turned away, rolling her eyes.