- Ivar just won't let you fucking sleep
- He'll drag himself around the house at 4am being as loud as he possibly can, just to spite you
- Also, for your sake, don't fall asleep on your back
- Or you'll wake up with this creature crushing the hell outta you while you sleep
- Will wake you up if you sleep for too long
- He's a KING, for fuck's sake!
- Where's his breakfast, Y/N? Step up!
- Watches tv shows with you, but is super picky about what he watches
- The only thing he actually enjoys watching is that one video of the fish swimming around in the screen
- It's his favorite thing
- Ahem, anyway
- He knows a few tricks
- But will only do them if he's promised fish sticks afterward
- He's gotten pretty good at balancing little stacks of objects on his head
- He'll also help you with chores if it means he'll get his goddamned fish sticks
- Do NOT eat near him
- He will definitely try to steal something off your plate
- You could've sworn you had one last strip of bacon on your plate...
- Oh well
- For such a messy little bastard, he actually likes being clean
- He cooperates when you trim his nails and brush his hair
- Ivar pretends to hate it, but you know he likes it
- He hates it when you have to study for a test
- Because your attention is solely on the book in front of you, or your laptop
- So he'll wedge his head between you and your laptop and lie there with his head on your lap
- He will not move under any circumstances
- He likes it when you pet him, but will definitely bite you every 10 seconds
- He purrs real fucking loud
- It's his way of telling you that if you stop petting him, he'll make your life living hell for the next three hours
- Likes kisses
- Kiss him on the forehead or on the top of his head and he won't stop purring
- He kisses your cheek in return and it's the cutest thing
- 5 seconds later, he's nibbling on your finger like an asshole
- Like every cat, he has a strange love for boxes
- He's a pretty big boy, so he doesn't really fit in them
- But that won't stop him from trying
- If he can stick his head in it, he's good
- Give him 3 minutes and he'll come to you screaming because his head got stuck
- Speaking of messing around, he HATES laser dots
- But he can't keep himself from chasing them all around the house
- Even though he feels stupid about it
- He caught it once and didn't know what to do with himself afterward
- He just stared at the spot where the dot was for a solid hour
- Moving right on, Ivar brings you gifts!
- By gifts, I definitely mean little dead things
- He'll just leave them in front of you and sit there, waiting for your reaction
- If the gift gets him a little ear scratch, he's a happy boy
- If not, he'll scream about it for 10 minutes before finding something else to do
- He likes sitting by your window to taunt the neighbor's dog
- The poor dog will bark for hours on end, all while this smug bastard sits there with the biggest grin on his face
- Lastly, he gets cat hair everywhere
- He's a little embarrassed about it, but for the most part, he just owns it
- You teach him how to use a lint roller because the amount of cat hair he leaves around the house is astronomical
- Little bastard has to learn
- The end, you'll probably never see me again
- And if you somehow got this far, I'm sorry
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