Ever had a burning question you wanted to ask a weirdo and her OCs but, never had the opportunity to do so? Well, now you can! There's a bunch of us with a wide variety of personalities to toy with, so go wild within the limits of rules I will set...
These next three asks, well, one of them is just a nice lil thing for my darling Knight boi and the other is actually a dare for the strange twins... but, uh.. where was I.. right! Will be from HJMango366
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Knight: *Proudly places the flower crown on top of his helmet- the crown slips a little but, stays put* Thank you very much for the lovely gift.
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Jada: That's right- my name.. is Jada, pronounced 'yah-da'.. means... 'he knows'... it's Hebrew... *Ahems* Because I'm an owl.. demon.. hahah...
You've still got a question to answer, buddy.
Jada: Oh! Oh, right, yes... um.... well, as stated previously... I'm not apart of this general world- mostly because the Hazbin Hotel's version of hell and the author's version collide too drastically to match up. So, the.. universe I'm in- along with umm.. the very loud Rubrum is different then the rest of these very.. charismatic characters with us.
Jada: Now that, that's out of the way.. my usual week is very mundane. I stay at the hotel as the first demon to actually want to try and atone for my- sins so, usually I'm out doing good stuff when my mood can agree with me. If I'm too, well, anxious I'm back at the hotel helping with the cleaning or cooking, or even in the garden if I can.
Jada: If I'm not doing any of these, I'm drawing, painting or even taking pictures around Pentagram City or the hotel. But anyway, I prefer to be alone when doing these things.
Jada:
Jada: You're... waiting for me to say something, I can feel it-
Well.
Maybe. Because I think it'll be, I dunno, funny? Conversation-inducing?
Jada: *Sighs* I prefer being alone... even if I don't know how to leave something- one- alone.
Thank you m'boy.
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Running is heard from somewhere and suddenly Carmen is in the picture.
Wha-
Carmen: I DEMAND THAT I GET TO HELP DRESS 'EM UP ALL PRETTY LIKE!
Diablo: Wait, no, I never agreed-
Angelo: I would also like a say-
It's a dare, people, you don't get a say.
Diablo: nO this is bullshit I'm a man, I-
Carmen: *Glares suspiciously innocently up at Diablo* Are you saying men who wear pretty pink dresses aren't really men, hm?
Diablo: Now wait a minute.. *Looks over at Angelo who just shrugs. He mouths 'screw you' angrily at him*
Angelo: How long must we wear.. it?
Uhh, for this chapter and the next.. two.
Diablo: Two?!
Two.
Carmen: I'll go get the dresses~ author, dearie, won't you go make the tea and biscuits?
Carmen: *Leans in super close to me despite her small size* That's just a fancy word- they're actually cookies. Of the raisin variety, I don't like chocolate.
...
Alrighty then-
Carmen: *Claps her hands loudly* Yay~ I'm so excited.
Angelo *Just resigns himself to his fate*
Diablo: This is complete bulLSHIT.
Carmen: No swearing or else I'll tear your fingers off of your hands one by one slowly while making it extremely excruciating, okay? Okay~
Diablo:
Diablo: Sometimes I forget you're an abomination.
Montage of Carmen-Demi forcing the brothers to shop for dresses that would fit them, because despite her being biologically seventeen, the demonic angel looks like a thirteen year old and so nothing of hers would fit. She finds an especially pink frilly dress for Angelo, with sparkles on the skirt, and a bit more slimmer but still with its frills pink dress for Diablo and forces them to whatever place this is, where she then forces them to change.
Carmen: How long does it take to put on a flicking dress, people? C'mon, I'm not getting any younger!
Angelo: Wait a minute... I can't tell- am I... hm....
Carmen:
Carmen: If you don't get our here in one minute, I'm going to start a fire.
Don't- don't do that please, come on, I don't even own this.. this house I just kinda happened by. If the owners- if this place even has occupants- get back to a burned down lot, I don't think they'll be very happy.
Carmen: Shhhh they don't need to know that.
Finally, the brothers emerge looking incredibly uncomfortable and glamorous all the same.
Carmen: *Turns to me* You made the stuff right? And set up the table?
Uh huh.
Carmen: Great!
Carmen: Come onnnn the tea is gonna get cold.
Diablo & Angelo: *Collective sighs*
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Phew, finally done- sorry it took so long, I don't know what happened but, here it is all the same. Hope it was amusing!
Carmen, somewhere in the background: YA GOTTA HOLD YOUR PINKY OUT ANGELO, DON'T YOU ANYTHING ABOUT SIMPLE TEATIME ETIQUETTE?
