Crofters and Knifes

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Logan: WHERE IS MY FUCKING CROFTERS?!

Patton: Language!

Logan: ENGLISH.

Patton: I mean, could you say it nicer?

Logan: oh. May I acertain the whereabouts of my fucking crofters?

Patton: ...

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Virgil: WHERE'S MY FUCKING KNIFE?!

Patton: LaNgUaGe.

Virgil: I thought you knew, love.

Patton: what....?

Virgil: I thought you understood...

Patton, on the virge (I misspelled on purpose, hah) of tears: did I do something wrong...?

Virgil: I'm speaking English.

Patton: I'M DONE WITH THIS. I'M ABSOLUTELY DONE.



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