[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
timbo: does anyone else here think about the amount of times jason has tried to kill/harm us and think ??? wtf ???
brucewayne: Absolutely
stephbrown: idk it's kinda on par for him
damiwayne: i understand the urge
toddster: attempted murder is my love language
dickiebird: reading that actually made me say 'awww' out loud wtf
babsgordon:
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toddster: i'm not a fucking bucket head
babsgordon: okay bucket head
toddster: i'm not
toddster:
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stephbrown: this just in: okay bucket head is the new okay boomer
toddster: i will Annihilate you
stephbrown: more like fail to annihilate me
toddster: i am so mcfuckin done
dickiebird: wait
dickiebird: if attempted murder is your love language, why do threaten to murder people when you're angry?
toddster: don't question it
dickiebird: idk man i'm questioning it
toddster: i said don't fucking question it
dickiebird: damn okay
timbo: jason always has been a shoot first ask questions never kind of guy
toddster: it's one of my quirks
casscain: are all of your 'quirks' so inherently unlikeable?
babsgordon: hello 911 i just witnessed a murder
toddster: that was brutal :(
casscain: yeah <3
damiwayne: cain just singlehandedly destroyed todd
timbo: honestly good for her
dickiebird: why must we argue?
babsgordon: read the name of the groupchat, dick
dickiebird: you know what? you're right
damiwayne: is no one else going to point out that gordon and i aren't actually orphans?
babsgordon: to quote jason, don't question it
babsgordon: the name is more of a dig at everyone else here
babsgordon: rip to u but i'm different
toddster: are we really going to move on from cass' insult so quickly?
damiwayne: yeah
casscain: not everything is about you
toddster: i mean it is but okay
stephbrown: shut up bucket head
toddster: i am NOT a bucket head
toddster: it is a technologically advanced HELMET
babsgordon: okay bucket head
toddster:
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Fanfictionthe waynes are the most elite family in gotham city. news reporters adore them, villains hate them, and groupchats descend into chaos because of them.
