batfamily groupchat

twenty seven

[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]

dickiebird: now

dickiebird: don't get too mad because i'm a sensitive man

brucewayne: Ffs

brucewayne: What did you do?

dickiebird: i saw a sleep-deprived tim wandering the halls so i thought i'd make him jump

dickiebird: but then he uh took a tumble down the stairs

babsgordon: oh shit really??

dickiebird: like a flesh bowling ball

toddster: that's fucking hilarious

casscain: tim will bring this up until he's on his deathbed i can feel it

damiwayne: did he die?

dickiebird: no??

stephbrown: as if he'd stay dead anyway

damiwayne: god dammit

timbo: for the last time you can't have my room when i die

damiwayne: oh damn he really is alive

timbo: and also sat in the kitchen with various ice packs because of a dick named dick.

dickiebird: omg that's me

dickiebird: thanks for the shoutout

timbo: i think that fall has given me scoliosis

toddster: tim's spine said S

babsgordon: real spines have curves

stephbrown: notice how bruce read the messages but didn't reply

stephbrown: that's how much he loves you tim

timbo: i should call child protection services

dickiebird: don't be dramatic, nothing's broken

timbo: excuse me???

timbo: with all of these ice packs i look like the goddamn marshmallow man from ghostbusters

stephbrown: the marshmallow man is thicc tho..

toddster: from twink to twunk

casscain: sometimes i wish i was jared, 19..

timbo left the chat

babsgordon: i'm on it

babsgordon added timbo

babsgordon: in the words of troy bolton