[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
toddster: why did i just see an advertisement for damian on craigslist?
timbo: golly gosh
timbo: wonder how that got there
toddster: 'a vicious demon. could the be antichrist. definitely loves knives.'
timbo: a demon? in my craigslist? it's more likely than you think.
dickiebird: what
brucewayne: Tim, you can't sell your brother on Craigslist.
timbo: you're right
timbo: literally no one will buy him
timbo: he's too damn unlikable
brucewayne: Take the ad down.
timbo: i'm sorry
timbo: i can't hear you right now
timbo: the line's breaking up
timbo: you must have the wrong number
brucewayne: I mean it.
timbo:
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brucewayne: Jason. Make and advertisement for Tim on Craigslist.
toddster: i already did
toddster: when you guys were busy arguing, i made an ad for him
toddster: 'lonely insomniac with extreme caffeine addiction'
timbo: false advertising
toddster: bitch, where?
dickiebird: this family makes me want to jump in front of a car
damiwayne: please do.
dickiebird: little d?? i thought you liked me??
damiwayne: sorry, grayson. forgot to read the username. thought you were drake.
timbo: judging by the type of message, i can see why you'd think it was me
casscain: hi? hello.
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Fanfictionthe waynes are the most elite family in gotham city. news reporters adore them, villains hate them, and groupchats descend into chaos because of them.
