Hi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake?
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀
[peter parker x reader]*
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Fun fact: for a majority of my life I thought people were saying blesh you instead of bless you after someone sneezed
Harley
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Shuri But that doesn't even make sense
I know. I was always so confused
Ned When did you learn people weren't saying blesh you?
...that's not important
Harley Oh my god you dumb bitch
911 hello I am being bullied
Peter Harley, it's not nice to bully people
Harley Read the past messages
Peter Nvm, Harley. You may continue
You shall be betrayed by the one you call friend😔
Ned Did you just- Does that mean Peter is Luke Castellan??
Shuri (Y/n) when did you find this information out
I said that it's not important
Shuri Please 🥺
Last year...
Shuri That's the saddest thing I've ever heard
Ned Pray for (Y/n). She's not dead yet, just extremely dumb 🙏😔
Harley Dear Thor, please strike this bitch down
Y'all are so mean to me
Harley Stop coming for my country title
Peter
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Shuri That's cursed Just like Harley :)
Harley Stop that. We're bullying (y/n) right now
Hey! That's not very nice of you
Harley How unfortunate I don't care
Hey Harley
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Peter I still don't understand how you thought people said blesh you
People said it so fast that it made it sound like blesh you OK
Shuri She's so dumb
Shut up, Shuri Everyone in this gc is dumb
Ned Let's all go around and tell the class something dumb we've done
Peter Teacher vibes
Ned I'll go first When I was helping Peter fight Liz's dad during homecoming, a teacher found me in the library and asked what I was doing. I said that I was watching porn
Harley Eye- Why is that the first thing you came up with
Ned I panicked
So you decided to say that you were watching porn?
Ned It was more realistic than what I was actually doing
Harley I gave Tony my little sister's Dora the Explorer watch
Shuri That's not that dumb
Harley Sorry I'm not dumb like the rest of y'all
Peter That's some bullshit right there
Harley, try again
Harley I got stuck in a chicken coup for 3 days
Ned Wtf?? Did you eat anything?
Harley ...I ate the chicken feed
3 whole days? How tf does that happen
Harley It's a long story
Peter I'll go next
Harley Save me from my misery
Peter Someone once asked me how old I was and I said, "I don't know. I forgot." It took me a few minutes to remember
Shuri Are you ok??
Peter Physically I am good Mentally the hamster that runs my brain left for its mandatory 2 week vacation and has yet to return despite it being a year
Shuri is up next
Shuri I'm a genius so...
That's a horrible excuse
Ned It didn't work with Harley and it's not going to work for you
Shuri I once went to a UN meeting with T'Challa to present how Wakandan technology could help and instead of pulling up my PowerPoint, I showed them a video of me recreating the Wreaking Ball music video
Peter That's so sad. Alexa, play Wreaking Ball
Did they watch the whole video?
Shuri I may have froze up out of fear and let the video play all the way through while a bunch of world leaders watched on in horror
