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╚ Bold- mj ╝Did you know that when a frog throws up, they vomit their entire stomach out and use their forearms to dig out their stomach's contents
Why the hell would I want to know that?
Why the hell do you know that?
Why the hell did you think it was necessary to start a conversation like that?I got bored
Ok, that's fair
You know how I'm totally not obsessed with Spider-Man?That's a lie and you know it
You literally run an incorrect quotes Twitter account for Spider-ManYou don't have any proof that backs up your claim
Oh, but don't I?
I still have your text that says to go follow spooderman on Twitter
And the bio is Spider-Man quotes to fill your soulThat doesn't prove that I run it
But the fact that your main account is in the bio does
Damn it
But as I was saying, I want to get Spidey to meet up with me without having to ask him to come meet meHang onto a flag pole
Maybe then he'll comeThat's dangerous though
Exactly, he'll come to your aid
Or the fire department will come instead
Good point
I'm all out of ideas thenYou only had one
And?
You can't see me, but I'm the human incarnation of the whale face right now
That's my constant mood
So what are you gonna do?I don't know
Maybe I'll hang onto a really high flag pole or I'll make a gigantic sign that calls him over
Or I get real fancy and have a plane write in the sky for him to come meet meBetter yet, do all three
I'm so poor though
Didn't Tony Stark hack into your phone?
Use that as blackmailTrue
I'll post it on Twitter so the whole world can see and then he'll be forced to do my biddingI have taught you well
Did you?
Don't question me
Let me have this momentWhatever
Well, gotta go blackmail the Tony StarkSee ya, loser
Later, loser
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╚ Bold- tony ╝TONY [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ING STARK
What do you want
Why is the Steve Rogers censor still activated?
Younglings like you should not be saying such a harsh word
Fuk you, Stark
You're a minor and I'm married
Not what I meant 🙄
Would you be willing to spend a couple thousand so I can have a plane write in the skyDepends. What's the situation
I have a message to send to someone
If it's Peter than I'll pay
If it's not Peter than I won't payHuh
The two of you would be a good couple, just saying
Huh
And there may or may not be a bet going on within the team that I want to win
But you're a billionaire??
Ok so
Nvm
So is it to get "Spider-Man's" attention
Maybe...
Cool. I'll pay then
I thought I was going to have to blackmail you or something. That was much easier than expected
Thank you, Tony!
Oh, you're welcome, (y/n)!Thank you, Toe Knee
Why do I even talk to you?
I've been wondering that for a while now
Like why am I still in a group chat with the freakin Avengers?!You've wormed your way into many of their hearts, plus you and Peter texting is great entertainment
I'm just that outstanding
You're a menace
Well I just payed for the plane. You should be getting a call soon:)
Admit your undying love to him and start dating so I can win this bet
Don't let me down, (l/n)Who else is betting that we'll get together?
I'm not allowed to say. You have to figure that out yourself
This conversation never happenedWhatever you say, Toe Knee
Whatever you sayFine, I'll pay you some hush money
I take $500
Deal
Yay money!
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