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two

CHAPTER TWO
DAMN, THEY HOT

"VLOG SQUAD"

ZANE
damn heath
she hot

TODDY
she ain't just hot
zane she is one of
a kind hot & so
is paige

HEATH
guyss stop
being weirdos
mollie is like my
sister too

DAVID
so if she off-
limits?

HEATH
ooo little is little
davey ready to date
again?

DAVID
nah i was just
kidding, i'm not
ready yet

ZANE
well dave it's been
2 and a half years
do you not think
it's time to move
on?

NATALIE
yeah dave i think
you should 😉

HEATH
same here
we could have
double dates like
we used to!

CORINNA
dave date me👅

DAVID
no, rinna.

CORINNA
whyyy

DAVID
it would just be
weird, i've known you
way too long and we have
a brother sister bond.

CORINNA
wHaT aRe yOu dOiNg
sTeP-bRo?

DAVID
EW WTF

CORINNA
i'm kidding little
dave don't worry

DAVID
good

HEATH
well that was one
of the weirdest convos
i've had to witness

SUZY
so when will
we get to meet
mollie & paige?

HEATH
do you guys know that
mollie is a HUGE vlogsquad
fan? like she freaked tf out
when mariah and i got
together and honestly i think
she'll collapse when she
meets you guys

DAVID
aww

SUZY
she seems so
sweet!! how old
are they both?

HEATH
mollie is 22
& paige is 25

JASON
hello youngsters
i'm back, what has
old jace missed?

JEFF
mariah's sister and her
friend have moved out here
and zane, todd and dave have
a crush on them

JONAH
i bet they'll totally
be into me

JASON
jonah you really need
to stop being so self
centred

NATALIE
agreed.

CORINNA
agreed.

SUZY
agreed.

JONAH
shut the fuck up
you're all sluts and
you're not even that
hot.