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The Dreaded Author's Note

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*stands in the back stage because she still hasn't overcome her stage fear*

"Hello,my....ummm....What do I call you?I'm not the one for too much affection sooooooo.........readers?"

*ppl start leaving*

"Ah,lets get to the point,shall we?"

*snorts*

"Well,it's not like anyone's gonna read the author's note.I mean I rarely ever do.Guilty but how many have you actually read till here?"

*cricket noises because everyone has already left*

*wispers*

"Surprise!Surprise!"

*clears throat*

"Anyway this is the same old boring bullshit where I tell this is my first try (when it really isn't.I just haven't been this stupid to share it.Guess I finally lost all my brain cells except for one),that you shouldn't copy my work (for heaven's sake tell me why oh why,would you wanna copy this bullshit?)and that you read this at your own risk (I'll be praying for y'all)yada yada yada.I mean I would add abt rr's but I know there ain't gonna be any so why waste my time on that."

*pauses for a second for no perticular reason*

"And yeah,it's gonna complete irregular update schedule.So if want a faster update then feed my ego.Seriously it helps.If my ego isn't constantly fed I may never complete the book"

*wispers to herself*

"I don't think many are gonna care about that."

*sighs in latin because nobody's listening*

"Well,since nobody is actually gonna read till here I might as well tell a stinky little secret."

*pauses for dramatic effect*

*wispers into the mike*

"I don't like Chihuahuas and dachshunds.They are kinda wierd looking(?)."

*gets on the stage thinking no-one is gonna be there*

*that one lone person who actually reads through the author's note stands in the audience eating popcorn still waiting for this to end*

*nervous chuckle from the autor*

"You didn't hear that did you?Ah,well it's not true anyway.Just a joke"

*forced laugh from the author while the only person continues to munch on popcorn, expressionless*

"Hahaha."

"Okay,I think you should go ahead and read your death sentence.I mean the book.You should read the book"

"Bye!Love Myself!"

-The Last Cookie

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