chances [t. chalamet] (complete)

20; text message

message with (xxx) xxx-xxxx

you changed (xxx) xxx-xxxx to 🍑🍑

🍑🍑:

I will block you

you:

no you won't

🍑🍑:

fuck you

you:

you're just bitter because i'm right

🍑🍑:

I hate you

you:

do you?

🍑🍑:

no

you:

i know ;)

🍑🍑:

remind me again why I'm talking to you?

you:

i mean i'm not forcing you so

🍑🍑:

you're very annoying

did you know that?

you:

i've been told that once or twice

🍑🍑:

wow

shocking

gasp

you:

don't be an asshole

🍑🍑:

oh I'm the asshole

you:

yes

are you done with mean girls yet

🍑🍑:

I'm like halfway through I see stars

you:

ooh

do you like it?

🍑🍑:

withholding judgement

you:

i see what you did there

🍑🍑:

yeah

because you're all obsessed with the fault in our stars?

you:

i already said i got it you don't have to explain it

and i am not obsessed

i was simply seeing if you had any sense whatsoever

🍑🍑:

and I do

you:

mhm

sure

🍑🍑:

rude

you:

**accurate

🍑🍑:

whatEVER

you:

ugh

my friends are being so weird

lainey said that brittany snow was pretty and ailee flipped out and walked away

and then i offered to go after her and lainey said no and they're still in the kitchen

🍑🍑:

that is weird

you:

eh

if it's something important i'm sure they'll tell me

🍑🍑:

yeah

you:

are you done yet?

🍑🍑:

actually yes

I'm calling you