team 6 of class 1A

chapter 3: team 6 vs my dad's ex wife ( nomu )

( p.s I wrote this after I watched 4 scary/sad movies these were the ones plague dogs, water ship down , padak and Mary and max also FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T WATCH THEM )

team 6 were all shocked at the nomu's appearance...kind of vanoss then said

vanoss: hey look nogla its your mom he said and they all laughed nogla then said

nogla: THE FUCK MAN!!! he shouted at them then the hand man ( that sounds like a pretty cool name ) then shouts

???: GO NOMU KILL THOSE IDIOTS!!! he shouted and the nomu then charged at them and they all screamed 

team 6: OH SHIT!!! they shouted then terroriser shouted 

terroriser: GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! he shouted and they teleported out of the nomu's attack then vanoss shouted 

vanoss: ALRIGHT men lets kill this fucker after all we ride together vanoss began

wildcat: we die together wildcat finished basically then said

basically: we ride together he began

delirious: we watch true lie's together he finished then terroriser says

terroriser: we ride together he started then nogla

nogla: we bake pies together he finished then vanoss shouted

vanoss: CHARGE!!! he shouts and they charge at the nomu vanoss leads the charge shooting explosions and saying Houdini over and over and also shouting SUDOKU!!! but the nomu simply swatted vanoss away wildcat then shouted

wildcat: FUCKING ASSHOLE IF ANYONE IS GOING TO HIT VANOSS ITS GOING TO BE ME!!! he shouted as he threw several punches at the nomu which hitted but the nomu grabbed wildcat by his helmet and threw him into vanoss who was getting up vanoss then shouts

vanoss: WATCH IT!!! he shouted wildcat then said

wildcat: YOU WATCH IT!!! he shouts nogla shot a bunch of gasoline on and then shot sparks lighting it on fire then basically turned into his T-rex mode and charged at the nomu he then bite the nomu and chewed it up and threw it into a wall and shouted

basically: DON'T FUCK WITH A T-REX BITCH!!! he shouted at the nomu who then went to get up but got stabbed in the head by an axe's by delirious then delirious says

delirious: GET AXED BITCH!!! he shouted the nomu then got up and delirious was teleported away by terroriser the nomu was confused then terroriser shouted in his Arnold voice

terroriser: YOU MOTHER FUCKER PREPARE TO DIE YOU ONE UGLY MOTHER FUCKER!!! he shouted as delirious summons 2 double barrel shotguns throwing it to terroriser who caught them and shouted at the nomu

terroriser: YOU ARE TERMINATED!!! he shouted using his Arnold voice which knocked the nomu back a little bit then the nomu looked up again to only get hit in the head by...a jerry can? by nogla who kept hitting the nomu in the head saying

nogla: JERRY CAN *WHAM* FOR THE *WHAM* MOTHER *WHAM* FUCKING *WHAM* WIN BOYS!!! he shouted he then shot gasoline out of his hand on the nomu covering the nomu he then got teleported away by terroriser then  delirious threw bottles of beer at it and some C4 and grenades but not pulling the pin and wildcat was throwing boulders at it and meanwhile basically and terroriser was putting on some kind of thrusters on vanoss's shoes except each one pointed forward and the other pointed backwards and vanoss had a giant grin on his face

* with class 1A *

everyone was shocked cause a group of 6 people show up and they take on all of the villains and beat them all and know they were able to beat this creature with no problem which deku was nerding out by their quirks but was blushing that uraraka was holding him ( rex103rex: I SHIP DEKU AND URARAKA OKAY DEAL WITH IT ) but what confused them is why did they put on those rocket shoes on in a different direction 

* back with team 6 *

as wildcat distracted the nomu by jumping on its back and biting it the nomu then grabs him and then nogla shoot him with gasoline one more time then wildcats shouts

wildcat: VANOSS NOW!!! he shouts the nomu looks confused and see's vanoss jump over in and then the rocket shoe's turn on and then his plan activates his plan name is.....sudoku mother fuckers then as he spins he falls down and when he hitted the ground he shouts

vanoss: SUDOKU!!! and he shoots explosions making a giant MICHAEL BAY explosion killing the nomu everyone was shocked...well except team 6 then basically shouts

basically: vanoss you okay!!! he shouts and he got nothing for a few seconds and then vanoss jumps out of the smoke saying

vanoss: sudoku mother fuckers he said smiling and then they celebrated...by dancing and singing

team 6: do, do, do banana bus, do, do, do banana bus do, do, do banana bus they sang while doing the banana bus dance

everyone was confused like their friend jumped at the nomu and blew it up killing it and almost him then the hand man shouts

???: how....how COULD YOU IDIOTS KILL MY NOMU!!! he shouts and they didn't listen and kept doing the dance he shouts in anger and jumps into a portal they kept doing the dance then iida comes back with the pro's and all might shows up and walks to aziwa and asked him

all might: AZIWA WHAT HAPPENED WHERE ARE THE VILLAINS and aziwa simply pointed at team 6 and said

aziwa: they took them out he said pointing at them who were still dancing and singing all might then walks over there and coughs catching their attention all might then says

all might: hello there young one I am-- but didn't get to finish cause nogla says

nogla: who the fuck is this guy!!! he shouts and all might went to say something again but was interrupted but wildcat who says

wildcat: yeah who the fuck is this guy he looks like a superman but with blond hair the shape of fucking rabbit ears and looks like he took about 10 million steroid pills he said all might was confused aziwa walked up next to all might and shouted saying

aziwa: BE QUIET NOW!!! he shouted delirious then shouts

delirious: oh yeah well make us BITCH!!! he shouts then team 6 felt really tired and looked over to see a woman dressed like a dominatrix she shot out some pink mist and then team fell down and fell asleep but vanoss said one thing before he fell asleep 

vanoss: Houdini *snore*

( I know its really short but like I said at the top I am going to have night terrors for the next few fucking days so wish me luck and hope yall like it rex103rex out!!! )