team 6 of class 1A

chapter 1: welcome to BNHA bitch's

( should this be the intro comment )

team 6 can be seen in a kitchen where there was bunch of cooking tool's and food and wildcat then say's

wildcat: hello everybody welcome to the wildcat cooking show the greatest cooking show on the planet and today were are cooking a nogl-- I mean a lobster he said then vanoss looks at him and says

vanoss: wildcat are you sure that's a lobster he said pointing at nogla who was in the pool and had red paper lobster claws attached to his hands and he had a red glove attached over his mouth wildcat then said

wildcat: of course that's a lobster the fuck else would it be he said laughing vanoss then said

vanoss: dude that's not a fucking lobster he said pointing at nogla who then raised his hands up and began to wave them back and fourth saying

nogla: whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop ( basically this )

and everyone began to laugh then wildcat said

wildcat: any way we are going to put in 2 bundles of bananas he said picking up 2 bundles of bananas and throwing them in he then said

wildcat: and then a half eaten hot dog he said while eating a hot dog and throwing it in then basically said

basically: that's fucking disgusting wildcat he said in disgust and then nogla picked up the ho dog and tried to eat it but the rubber glove got in the way vanoss then pulled out 2 pieces of chicken and handed one to nogla and said

vanoss: here you go lobster have some chicken he said nogla then said

nogla: wow thank you man I'm really starving nogla said while pulling down the rubber glove then basically asked wildcat

basically: wait a minute wildcat the chick fil a is still broken right? he asked wildcat who was pulling out other items for the lobster like 2 oranges and a bread stick and a dildo and he simply nodded and then basically looked at the 2 and asked them

basically: wait a minute you 2 where the fuck did yall get that chicken and then vanoss and nogla said

vanoss and nogla: KFC!!! they said they were a long silent then everyone laughed and then delirious walks in with a several polar bear's in cages and he then asked wildcat

delirious: so wild cat how many Canadians did you need you didn't say he asked him and he said

wildcat: delirious I fucking told you I only needed one polar bear not a fucking army he said pointing at the polar bears in the cages and he then says

delirious: okay I'm sorry fine one Canadian coming up he said putting a dog leash on a polar bear and opening the cage and leaded the polar bear to the pool and pushed it in and then wildcat said

wildcat: okay next we need to add a big long dick bread he said picking up a really long garlic bread and then throwing it in the pool with nogla and the polar bear who was chasing nogla around in the pool and nogla was screaming

nogla: OH SHIT OH SHIT GUYS FUCKING HELP ME DAMMIT!!! he shouted running while everyone was not listening wildcat then picked up the dildo and said

wildcat: and we add my mom's dildo he said throwing it in basically then said

basically: really what the fuck else are you going to put in this mother fucker how about you simply put in a mother fucking helicopter and soon as he said the wind began to go crazy and they look to see a helicopter which landed right next to the pool and then terroriser came running out of it running strait towards them he was sweating on his human half he then got up to them and said in his Arnold voice

terroriser: DID SOMEBODY MENTION A CHOPPA he said then there was a long silence....well besides nogla screams for help from the polar bear basically then asked him

basically: what the fuck terroriser how the hell did you hear us? he asked him and terroriser then said in his normal voice

terroriser: man I'm like super man I know when I'm needed he said proudly wildcat then picked up 2 bags of Doritos that were NACHO CHEESE!!! BOYS and he walked over there to see nogla floating on the water with cuts and bruises but there polar bear was gone wildcat then said

wildcat: nogla the fuck happened to the polar bear he asked nogla who looked up at them and simply said

nogla: fuck you guys he said before his head falls back down into the water wildcat simply shrugged and then threw the Dorito's in the water and walked away and then dragged out a metal box with a green hole on each side that was glowing radioactive green and the metal box had a big label that said

EXTREMLEY BAD DO NOT USE 

terroriser saw this and said

terroriser: umm guys read this shit it says extremely bad do not use....eh fuck it lets use it huts he said helping wildcat pick it up and threw it in nogla saw it and then got out of the pool saying

nogla: fuck that shit man I ain't doing that...unless potato's are involved he whispered that last part then wildcat simply said

wildcat: fine nogla I'll make a soup instead of a lobster dish since your a little bitch he told nogla who was pulling out the rubber glove's an the paper claws and then wildcat threw I in the pool and then all the sudden the machine began to shoot green sparks out and the water turned green and then vanoss asked wildcat

vanoss: umm wildcat is it suppose to be doing that? he asked wildcat who said

wildcat: yes I'm sure that's suppose to happen he said worried then basically shouted

basically: I DON'T THINK ITS SUPPOSE TO FUCKING DO THAT YOU DUMBASS TURN IT OFF he said and then vanoss said

vanoss: ALL RIGHT lets turn this fucker off he said as they all ran into the pool and they all went to grab it but it shot a green shockwave which when the shockwave was gone team 6 was gone and they were sent into a new world 

* team 6 pov * 

the team 6 were currently falling through a green portal they were all screaming

team 6: OHHHHHH SHIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they shouted as they fell then they hitted the ground and then vanoss and the others got up saying 

vanoss: oh shit man the fuck happen he said then they looked to see they were in some giant area and in front of them were a bunch of kids in costumes then vanoss said

vanoss: who the fuck are you guys he said 

( end of chapter 1 I'll make the new chapter tomorrow for caboose and I hope yall like it and see yall tomorrow )