A few reasons why I would die in a zombie apocalypse

First 10 reasons

1. I'm too fat to run fast ( I blame pizza and donuts )
2. I get distracted easily :')
3. I'm selfish and selfish ppl die first in stories
4. I'm bad at planning ahead
5. Id eat all the food and id get kicked out of the group ( a group for survivors )
6. Being too loud
7. Annoying the heck out of people and getting killed
8. Trying to become friends with zombies
9. Being too scared to fight and getting killed
10. Accidentally using a gun backwards and shooting myself-