Imagine isolating with someone who isn't me. Tragic :/
Your mother sucks cocks in ✨ heaven 💞
1,000,000 subscribers? It's what I deserve.
Steve Jobs but make it 1970's sex offender
Yes I'm sick but that doesn't mean I'm not still completely fuckable
Ready for the dark joke? Yes you are darlin' don't fucking act like you're not.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.