***'AVENGERS ASSEMBLE' Group Chat***
Power Bi - Why is there...
Power Bi - Why is there a pile of tea bags on the counter?
it's they/them, bitch - okay for once, it was not me
Lesbian Too - i did
Lesbian Too - its for Peter
Power Bi - okay
Power Bi - at least there aren't any PR nightmares today
Trans Bi Guy - okay so...
Trans Bi Guy - slight problem
Trans Bi Guy - may have been lightly stabbed
(A few seconds go by where no one responds)
Gay Disaster - what?
Bi Disaster - Peter are you okay?
Power Gay - I'll get his room ready
Lesbian Too - how the fuck did you get stabbed
Power Bi - one day.
Power Bi - thats all I ask
Bi Bitch - why the fuck were you out patrolling???
Trans Bi Guy - im okay
Trans Bi Guy - im fine
Trans Bi Guy - Mr. Other Dad made sure I knew how to take care of a gunshot wound and a stab wound :)
Gay Disaster - before you complain, I figured it was only a matter of time before he got hurt and we weren't around
Gay Disaster - I wanted to make sure he wasn't going to die when he did
Bi Disaster - that's okay, Buck
Bi Disaster - but, seriously, Peter
Bi Disaster - are you okay?
Trans Bi Guy - as okay as somebody whose aunt never wanted him can be!
Trans Bi Guy - but I stopped the bleeding and now im only slightly light headed
Trans Bi Guy - but I had to take off my binder
Trans Bi Guy - the dysphoria is reaaalllll
Lesbian Too - at least you learned your lesson for once
Lesbian Too - were are you? i got your giant hoodie
Trans Bi Guy - okay so...
Trans Bi Guy - don't be mad...
Trans Bi Guy - I'm kinda... at Flash's?
(another second-long pause)
Lesbian Too - Peter you absolute idiot
Lesbian Too - do you realize what he would do if he finds out who you are
Lesbian Too - chances are, he'll expose you
Lesbian Too - after all, what happened last time he found out a secret?
Lesbian Too - he exposed you.
Lesbian Too - why the fuck would you even CONSIDER going to his house
Lesbian Too - in a long history of dumbass decisions, i can guarantee that this is the most dumbass decision you've ever made
Lesbian Too - last time exposed you, it wasn't something as big as that
Lesbian Too - still big, granted, but not as big as your fucking secret identity
Lesbian Too - you get your ass back here before I go over there and personally bring you back, okay?
Trans Bi Guy - MJ
Trans Bi Guy - do you wanna know why I'm here?
Trans Bi Guy - Flash tried to jump off the roof of a building
Trans Bi Guy - I saved him
Trans Bi Guy - I don't hate him
Trans Bi Guy - really, I don't
Trans Bi Guy - so I walked him home
Trans Bi Guy - made sure he didn't try and hurt himself more
Trans Bi Guy - that's when I got stabbed
Trans Bi Guy - and he decided to help me
Trans Bi Guy - MJ, I know what he did
Trans Bi Guy - trust me, I do
Trans Bi Guy - but I can't believe that he doesn't deserve a second chance
Trans Bi Guy - so, yes, I'm coming
Trans Bi Guy - but I don't regret saving him, MJ
Lesbian Too - you're too nice for your own good, Peter
Lesbian Too - get over here
Lesbian Too - i'll make some popcorn
Trans Bi Guy - thanks, MJ
(A/N this may or may not be Flash' redemption art starting
if anyone asks, I'll have tot say 'no', for fear of revealing my plans
but it totally is
...
aNyWaY
Y'all ever notice that May is either A) evil or B) dead with Peter?
Like... she seriously cannot catch a fucking break
what's the point of this?
I don't know
I went to bed at 3-4 AM last night and woke up at 8 AM
I am not okay
Stay Safe and much love
~Elliot)
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