Paxley Household.
Gusion: *thinking* I never knew that such a weapon was concealed in such a simple show! *pacing back and forth in front of the T.V* who knew light could be stored inside that? Many people would kill to know this information... this could change the whole world of magic!
Gusion:...
Gusion:...
Gusion: *opened his clothes*
Gusion:...
Gusion: I see... so only females have that terrifying source of light magic, hm... *thinks of one skirt violet lady* I see! Eureka! I'm ready to fight! *runs out of his room, leaving his T.V on, showing an anime's regular beach fanservice part.*
In battle...
Helcurt: Haha, tremble! *everything turns dark*
Guinevere: Oh no! I can't see anything, it's way too dark!
Gusion: I have the solution for that!
Guinevere: Really, Gusion? *squeals* Ah, you're so smart and --
Gusion: *lifts Guinevere's skirt* Let there be L I G H T.
Guinevere:...
Gusion:...
Guinevere:...
Guinevere slained Gusion!
Teammates: What.
Teammates: How the heck did an ally killed an ally.
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MMLB/The insane stories concoated by a Guinevere Expert and an Harith user
FanfictionThe Goddess of Exotic Leeches and the drunk ailen bafoon from Andromeda finally decided to bless this world with this abdomination of unholy grail. So Wierd, right? Yeah. So Weird.
