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Question u-u

Author: So today we're here to talk about the abomination of a fivesome

Nazi: I fucked Phil

Soviet: WE fucked Phil

England: You bloody biscuits should shut up

Kati: ...we fuckes my son

Phil: I don't have hope for anything anymore

Author: Y'all want Phil to be a young adult (18 yrs old) or adult

Phil: ...what's this for?

Nazi: Maybe it's the age we'll fuck you up in

Philip: Dude no-

Author: Nazi's correct

Phil: *Instantly covers his ass-*

England: *Grabs Phils croth*

Phil: Oh goddamni-

Kati: *Kisses Phil*

Author: ...fucking hell I didn't even... I-

Author: *closes curtains once again*

Here's my questions:

What should be Philippines' age in this lemon?

Do any of you want a certain plot? Y'all can discuss

Please, I'm making a lot of lemons and I need ideas from you people.