Shitty Shitposts-

Everyone is Gae If Philip is Here

Literally. Every. Single. Country. Aside. From. America: I'm fucking straight-

Philippines: *Exists*

Philippines: Kamusta!

(I'mma try to put every country I know that I can think of rn-)

America: I'm fucking gayer now! Infact I'm gayer than the damn LGBTQ+ flag-!

Russia: I didn't know I was gay...

Spain:

Spain: Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do

Spain: *Turns gay*

Japan: *Finally not sleep-deprived* Oh god his smile makes me feel awake. Philip-kun has officially made me gay...

Japan:

Japan: Shit.

North Korea: Why the fuck am I gay for this?! What is this shit?! Who is he?!

China: I've always been gay for him, this doesn't affect me.

Brunei: Same

Singapore: Why is this happening. Why do I have feelings for Philippines.

Portugal: Filipinas is so beautiful! I lied saying I was straight I swear-

Indonesia: I thought I was the only one who was gay for Philippines...

Malaysia: Haha! I knew it!

Malaysia: I also like Philip...

South Korea: I... What's life? Why am I gay for my friend-?! Plus... My fangirls might attack him...

Sweden: I barely know him, ni*** what the f***-?

Denmark: I love him and I don't know why.

Finland: What- Why am I gay for him? Who's this... -

Poland:

Poland: I will kill for him. I don't care.

Germany: I remember I tried to make him mine while America and Spain fought. Let's say I still kind of want to...

Israel: I'm gay for my angel, my savior. I've always thought I've only seen him as a friend...

France: Spain introduced me to him. Doesn't me calling Philippines 'l'amour already indicate what I feel about him?

England: Well, the boy is sweet and all... But I didn't think I was gay for him!

Australia:

Australia: Oh

Australia: My

Australia: God

New Zealand: I-

Canada: Wait what-I'm gay for the psycho kid?!

Rest of the countries: *Turns gay-*