Philippines: *asks for dates*
Girls: *rejects him*
Philippines: Mga ulol
Philippines: *Steals all their crushes and boyfriends*
Philippines: Bang bang bitches, I'm their small spoon now~!
America: Philip~! Let's play a game while we cuddle!
Spain: Do you want to taste my new recipe? Or shall we dance?
Japan: Philip-kun! C'mere, let's watch anime and stuff. I'm willing to take a day off for you!
Israel: Angel~Let's cuddle~
Canada: How about you only wear my hoodie while we cuddle? You'll look "cute" in it~
Russia: You're lookin' too cute today, sunshine.
Kazakhstan: Do you want a hug Philip? Cause I could give you as much as you want!
Finland: Hehe... IguessIhaveareasontolivenow-
Estonia: Same-
Sweden: *inhale* *exhale* WOT THE F*** WHY ARE U SO CUTE- *Agressive love noises*
Belarus: ...Uhm-
Russia: So you're gay, huh
Belarus: Fck no-
Philippines: *whimpers*
Belarus' fangirls: *Has hopes-*
Belarus: I SAID FCK YES-
Ukraine: I TOO, AM-
Germany: *Bangs his head on a brick wall* Fckfckfckfckfckfckfck-
Poland: Love the world? No.
Poland: ...
Poland: Love Phil? Yes.
South Korea: Lol, I'm so dead from my fangirls
North Korea: Lol, I'm so dead from my president
Vietnam: I'll cross the fcking borders for him-
China: ...
China: Uhm-
China: *Decides to spare Philip with his Covid-19-*
I can't add in all the countries bros, I need dem brain cells for the lemons and High Hopes and to have a little bit for the last day of exam-
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