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Two Tight-fisted Uncles Bopping to the Beat

Two Tight-fisted Uncles Bopping to the Beat

Suki Jones looked at the moist newspaper in his hands and felt jumpy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his crowded surroundings. He had always hated old-fashioned Inside ur mom with its precious, puny piss palace. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel jumpy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of William Russell. William was a clever elephant with curvaceous fingers and slimy tits.

Suki gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a controlling, witchy, ur mom drinker with sloppy fingers and short tits. His friends saw him as a whispering, wild Witch. Once, he had even saved a husky Dead dog that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a controlling person who had once saved a husky Dead dog that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what William had in store today.

The sun shone like slurping rats, making Suki shocked.

As Suki stepped outside and William came closer, he could see the flaky glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want sum fucc," William bellowed, in a brave tone. She slammed her fist against Suki's chest, with the force of 9214 frogs. "I frigging love you, Suki Jones."

Suki looked back, even more shocked and still fingering the moist newspaper. "William, kil me u lil dolphin witch," he replied.

They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two pretty, pickled puppies sitting at a very wild Satanic ritual, which had piano music playing in the background and two tight-fisted uncles bopping to the beat.

Suddenly, William lunged forward and tried to punch Suki in the face. Quickly, Suki grabbed the moist newspaper and brought it down on William's skull.

William's curvaceous fingers trembled and her slimy tits wobbled. She looked cross, her body raw like a grim, grotesque gun.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later William Russell was dead.

Suki Jones went back inside and made himself a nice drink of ur mom.

THE END