Reborn as Jeremy Gilbert? Fuck Yeah!

is it boring to be a kid? Eh I was childish anyway

Ever wonder how it's like to be a kid again? Nah? Just me then. Wait... I'm talking to myself so why am I asking this question? Simple. I'm a tiny human that wants to save an Enzo, get tattoos, piercings, vervain tats, wolfsbane tats, i could do a white oak tat as well, how to fight multiple ways, be Tyler's/damon's friend even if both are assholes, befriend the new teach Alaric, meet a kol and maybe other mikaelson's depending bullshit. Oh and PROTEC DE AUNTY JENNA.

Anything else is a whim like talking to a Katherine if I feel like it. How old even am I? I DON'T know I'm going into what playschool? Kindergarten? Uhhhh so my age range is from 2-4 years large gap I know but I don't usually pay attention to numbers to be honest. Yeah um all the important important shit happens in High School so while right now is important I'm not really worried.

Although if I can just find out when Damon betrays Enzo then I can get him. Probably at a party at the college when Jenna enrolles so that people are distracted then I can go along and free the hot guy. Honesty I have no idea what I'm actually doing and I should just leave planning to smart people so that if anything goes to shit I'm not really in trouble or responsible.

Am I gonna be blamed? Probably. Will I get a kick out of it? You betcha. Now I'm being corralled into tiny human territory by non other than the mother that pretends everything is perfect including Elena. Sure my father tortures and kills vampires at least he knows he ain't perfect and tries to make up for it our mother however is very 'if it's not perfect I can't see it, I can't hear it' bullshit and 'Elena can do no wrong' propaganda is very annoying. I wonder if that's why everyone in town dies / lays down their lives because of Elena. It totally makes sense.

I'm being pushed into being around Elena more and more because our mother wants me to have that mentality and it really pisses me off. Anyway so I'm in a kid classroom and I see what looks to be a Tyler so I totally ignore the mother and go over to him we have a nice conversation and we end up best friends.

Boring right? However now he has to deal with my bullshit in these coming years so I think that makes up for it. Ah I'm basically a Harley Quinn which is funny maybe I should dress up as her to fuck everyone over.

Hahahahahahahaha best thing ever. We do normal things, play, yada yada, nap time, story time, lunch, snacky time (not in that specific order), we learn crap that I already know however kids (cough the parents cough) who wanted (them) to learn different languages were able to.

I took the liberty to sign myself up for it. I actually want to be fluent or at least good. I took Spanish, French, German,Chinese, etc. Basically I tried to do a lot of the world's languages and sometimes I would mix words from different languages and make a sentence which was extremely funny when others are trying to either follow what you say or you just don't want to talk to them and you can swear without getting into trouble most of the time.

I got finally signed up for a lot of fighting classes including boxing, kick boxing, karate, weapons etc. I also decided to go into tumbling to do some tricks while I fight. People might make fun of me but that's okay because they don't matter as much as they think they do. I don't really have empathy for people who complain about their lives but do nothing to help themselves.

So what I'm also doing is learning all I can through the library including fiction until I have my own phone and laptop because let's be honest we don't really need to use the big wide web right now when you tiny though I did convince my father to buy a small tv and a gaming system in my room for my birthday because his wife has made MY birthday into Elena day. Like what. the. fuck.

I knew she didn't like me but still I'm your fucking blood born son and you ADOPTED your brother/brother in-laws daughter illegally I think. At least make us equal but no!

What I did is took everything from my closet and put it in the drawers then set up the tv and gaming system in there. Christmas I asked for a small coffee table and a mini sofa because I had the space in my closet.

When I get to do wood shop I'll be making shelves and holders for my weapons and book cases. I should start guitar soon that'll be cool. Wow time is going fast. Soon I better save enzo. I've been saving money, getting odd jobs, getting paid then I hide my money.

In my desk there's an tiny space where I put my money and nobody can find it so I don't have to pay anything that involves Elena. If I don't hide my money I'll be forced to part with it by the mother and either uses it to pay for things Elena, her allowance or herself. When I marry I will have a separate account. I don't trust banks either but I don't want to be broken into for my money. So basically my life is utter and truly chaos.