{BNHA} Boyfriend Scenarios!

When Mineta tries to harrass you

Green cinnamon roll

He is a cute boy, so he won't kick his ass straight away. Instead he'd tell him he should respect women and so on. And if that's not enough, well, a little punch in the stomach and Mineta flies into the sun.

Explosion King

DEAD.

MINETA

IS

DEAD.

Nothing else to say.

Icyhot

He'd stare at him with narrowed eyebrows for a while, till the grape understands it's better to go away. And if he doesn't, everybody loves iced grape juice.

Manly man

It's not manly bro! Nobody should touch a girl that way. Your manly boyfriend can't stand it. He would always grab Mineta and drag him away. Nobody touches his girlfriend, no no.

Pikachu

He'd kick his ass. Denki is a little perv, but he's the only perv who can touch you. Mineta absolutely CAN'T touch you. He can't even look at you without Denki kicking him. Pikachu is an overprotective boyfriend.

Raven-kun

He'd look at Mineta with crossed arms, creeping the fuck out of him. And if that's not enough to convince him to leave you alone, Tokoyami has a sword, and a monster.

Sonic

Oh, poor Mineta. Iida would drag him away, make him sit at the table, and teach him "how to respect women". Every time. And it's always the same lesson. But Mineta is an idiot and keeps repeating the same mistakes time after time after time.

Psycho boy

DEEEEEEEAD.

Neito is a psycho. Mineta is a perverted 1-A student. This can end only in one way.

With Mineta's funeral.

It was a pleasure to meet you little grape.

Lol nope, it wasn't.

Thanks Neito.

Hot villain
(Here there's no Mineta, it's just a random dude)

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

That's all there is to say. The dude will

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Purple cat

Ah Shinsou, he won't use violence, there's no need for that. He's just good at speaking. He's very convincing and Mineta is an idiot. Let's just say everytime he tries to harass you, Mineta lears how much his punches hurt. Or how high the windows of your dorms are…

Shy elf

Tamaki is a shy bean, beating the shit out of random people isn't his style. But he's ready to if there's you involved. He'd grab Mineta with his tentacle fingers and yeet him into the sun. Then he'd blush no stop and would become one with the wall, but at least he was useful. Thanks Tami-kun.

Hand man
(No Mineta again, just a random dude)

DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, he's Tomura, there's no way he'd let survive anybody who touches you. But, of course, you don't need to know where all those dudes who looked at you go…