About 3 am in the common room
Sirius: if poison goes out of date is it more poisonous or no longer poisonous...?
James: OH MY MERLIN, HOW DID I NEVER THINK ABOUT THAT
Sirius: I JUST WANNA KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION
Peter: why are you yelling at eachother? Can't you talk like normal people?
Remus: or just DON'T TALK AT ALL ITS 3 AM
Sirius: BUT I NEED MY QUESTION TO BE ANSWERED
Remus: No you don't, go to sleep!
Sirius: fine
About 20 minutes later
Sirius: Prongs we need to ask Slughorn about my theory of poison
James: I KNOW
Sirius: We'll ask him tomo- *gets hit in the face by a pillow that Remus yeeted at him* Moony, what the fuck?!
Remus: go to sleep! Next time I'll throw a book
10 minutes later
Sirius: I can't sleep my mind is blown by the poison thing
James: me too
Sirius: ALL NIGHTER?!
James: HELL YEAH!
Sirius: I'll get the sna- *dodges a book that Remus yeets at him*
Remus: I will kill you all
Sirius: *completely ignores Remus* I'll get the snacks, PARTY TIME BITCH
Remus: No the fuck you won't, you WILL GO TO SLEEP
James: But Moony, we can't sleep
Remus: then go and sit in the common room, SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT SLEEP
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Short StoryI don't own the characters, credit to J.K Rowling and Warner Bros also any artwork is not mine, credit to whoever drew them BTW THERE WILL BE WOLFSTAR AND JILY
