*Remus, Peter and Sirius are sat in the common room*
James: *walks into the common room holding a folded up piece of paper* Hi Marauders
Sirius: hey Prongs
Remus: Hello James
Peter: hi James
James: *sits down on one of the sofas*
Sirius: *notices the piece of parchment folded up in James' hand* what that Prongs
James: *holds up the parchement* this is kiss marry curse, they have been suggested by fellow students, except Slytherins, obviously
Peter: so it's like a game?
James: yeah, in a way, basically you have 3 things and you have to marry one, kiss one and curse one
Remus: *looks up from the book hes reading* are you sure this is a good idea
James: don't be such a buzzkill Moony
Remus: *puts book down and sighs* fine
Sirius: alright, bring it on
James: the first one is for, Pete, so kiss marry curse, Flitwick, Slughorn, Kettleburn
Peter: well, I'll marry flitwick because that's obviously the right answer
Remus: but there's no right answer
Sirius: yeah but who doesn't wanna marry flitwick
Peter: I'll kiss Slughorn, atleast he has all of his limbs and I'll curse Kettleburn
James: alright, I do agree
Sirius: WHOS NEXTTT
Peter: *taking the parchment from James* you, kiss, Marry, Curse, Mcgoogs, Dumbles or Pomfrey
Sirius: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
James: I didn't write them
Sirius: alright, I'll marry the real queen, Mcgoogs, I'll kiss Dumbles, which means I have to curse Pomfrey
James: okay
Sirius: *takes the parchment from Peter*okay, so Remus, kiss marry curse, bloody baron, peeves or moaning mertyle
Remus: is it even possible to kiss a ghost
Sirius: just pretend it is
Remus: I'll kiss mertyle (the other marauders seem confused or disgusted) no, bare with me right, so I'll marry Peeves, because he is a legend, which means I'll curse bloody baron
Sirius: wait, you're gonna curse bloody baron, Moony, he's gonna come for you
Remus: well, not if I curse him hard enough
Sirius: Wow
James: well, then, if the bloody baron is anywhere nearby, he is coming for y-
Sirius: No, James don't- *face palms*
Remus: don't threaten the ghosts
James: why not, anyway, moving swiftly onwards, *takes parchment from Sirius* Sirius, kiss marry curse, the Basilisk, a troll or a *hesitates for a few moments* werewolf
*Remus' small smile slowly fades and he stays quiet*
Sirius: well, I'm gonna marry the werewolf
James And Peter: obviously
James: so, what are you gonna curse and kiss, a basilisk, or a troll
Sirius: I'm gonna kiss the, basilisk
James: the Basilisk, WHY, if you look it directly in the eye you'll die
Sirius: make out sesson with my eyes closed, also I didn't judge it, so I'll have a new life long friend
James: so you're gonna curse the troll
Sirius: yeah, with a dancing charm
Peter: what
Sirius: I can get the Basilisk to kill my enemies, Oh, I can ride it into the wedding, with the werewolf where the troll will be dancing
James: you want to kill all of your wedding guests? *laughs*
Sirius: I could give the Basilisk some of those things we saw those horses wearing, on that road trip with your parents
Peter: you're gonna have Basilisk blinders
Sirius: yeah
Sirius, James and Peter: *laughs*
Remus: *smiles slightly*
Sirius: I'm gonna put blinders on the Basilisk
James: as head boy I declare Basilisk blinders a thing
Sirius: YAY
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Short StoryI don't own the characters, credit to J.K Rowling and Warner Bros also any artwork is not mine, credit to whoever drew them BTW THERE WILL BE WOLFSTAR AND JILY
