Giggles: Now it's MY turn to kiss YOU. (smooches Cuddles)
Toothy: (behind them) Now it's MY turn to THROW UP.
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When your parents start being sweethearts amirite-
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Pop: Why is she so mad at you?
Disco Bear: Well, women have these things in their bodies called "expectations".
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And you, Disco, don't meet any of them you 70s reject-
But I still love and ship you with Pop tho
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Splendid: What pleases you in bed?
Flippy: Sleep.
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But don't you get nightmares of a certain alter ego...
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Handy: Why are people treating 'baby' and 'feral bastard' as opposite sides of a spectrum?
Handy: Have you ever met a baby?
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*remembers the first few months after my baby brother was born*
Yes
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Flippy: Talking to yourself is bad for your mental health.
Flippy: No, it's not.
Flippy: Yes it is, shut up.
Flippy: Fight me!
Flippy: Guys, stop arguing!
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Since when was there a 3rd alter ego f*ck--
Flippy you're doomed
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First Date
Giggles: So, what do you do?
Sniffles: I'm trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Giggles: Wow, impressive.
Sniffles: Then I'll move on to Virgos.
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Phew good thing I'm a Gemini... wait one of my friends is a Virgo sH!T-
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Russell: You remind me of the ocean.
The Mole: Why? Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Russell: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.
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Is he tho? He literally barely speaks... okay I admit the fact he can drive despite being blind scares me
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Everything art and randomness
RandomUsed to mostly post art, now its just randomness IMPORTANT NOTE: The art around the beginning of this book is o l d. Like- more than 2 years old kind of old. If you want better art, then either look at the latter of half of this thing or better yet...
Buncha Happy Tree Friends incorrect quotes I found on Tumblr
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