Buncha Happy Tree Friends incorrect quotes I found on Tumblr

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Giggles: Now it's MY turn to kiss YOU. (smooches Cuddles)

Toothy: (behind them) Now it's MY turn to THROW UP.

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When your parents start being sweethearts amirite-

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Pop: Why is she so mad at you?

Disco Bear: Well, women have these things in their bodies called "expectations".

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And you, Disco, don't meet any of them you 70s reject-

But I still love and ship you with Pop tho

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Splendid: What pleases you in bed?

Flippy: Sleep.

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But don't you get nightmares of a certain alter ego...

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Handy: Why are people treating 'baby' and 'feral bastard' as opposite sides of a spectrum?

Handy: Have you ever met a baby?

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*remembers the first few months after my baby brother was born*

Yes

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Flippy: Talking to yourself is bad for your mental health.

Flippy: No, it's not.

Flippy: Yes it is, shut up.

Flippy: Fight me!

Flippy: Guys, stop arguing!

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Since when was there a 3rd alter ego f*ck--

Flippy you're doomed

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First Date

Giggles: So, what do you do?

Sniffles: I'm trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Giggles: Wow, impressive.

Sniffles: Then I'll move on to Virgos.

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Phew good thing I'm a Gemini... wait one of my friends is a Virgo sH!T-

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Russell: You remind me of the ocean.

The Mole: Why? Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Russell: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.

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Is he tho? He literally barely speaks... okay I admit the fact he can drive despite being blind scares me

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