Author: I won't believe that

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Author: I won't believe that. Nobody from your universe Gevon knows how do I look like, so it is impossible to make a porn of me.

5205: Rule 34 will get you sooner or later anyway. And don't forget about SCP-1004.

Author: ...

106: I am *hic* drunk again...

Scarlet King: Of course I saw, but because there are many universes, then we have many possibilities.

106: *Hic* Don't make me *hic* even more depressed...

Everyone: No.

682-1: ... Tell that to 682 from your universe.

682-2: Forget about that, I have three kids, that's enough in my opinion.

096: ... I don't know what to think about that.

457: What?! *Gets teleported*

5205: *Teleports him back* Just no. *Blocks the explosion* And one more time, no.

Rizkyputrar

105: Rule number one

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105: Rule number one... Again...

Author: ... Alright, but it will be a disaster.

105: It cannot be that bad.

Author: It can. I cannot sing

Hej tam gdzieś  tam znad czarnej wody
Siada na koń kozak młody
Czule żegna się z dziewczyną
Jeszcze czulej z Ukrainą

Hej! Hej! Hej sokoły!
Omijajcie góry, lasy doły
Dzwoń, dzwoń, dzwoń dzwoneczku
Mój stepowy skowroneczku
Hej! Hej! Hej sokoły!
Omijajcie góry, lasy, doły
Dzwoń, dzwoń, dzwoń dzwoneczku
Mój stepowy dzwoń, dzwoń, dzwoń!

Pięknych dziewcząt jest niemało
Lecz najwięcej w Ukrainie
Tam me serce pozostało
Przy kochanej mej dziewczynie

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