A Voltron One Shot

I'd tell you if I knew what to name it

Yours Truly's POV

Team Voltron had been to my planet many times.They said that i was "human" and theyd like to know about me.I found out that I was from their homeplanet,Earth.

It made sense, since,unlike my "parents" I don't have mint green skin,black sclera and vibrant yellow irises. ( Ehem,Double Trouble) (Image above)

One day,while Lance and I where hanging out in the Castel,namely his bedroom.

He had his regular clothes on. I Had on a white under blouse and a black pair of shorts. I also had a red flannel on his bed. Then, Lance said something very...odd to say the least.

" I'm bi by the way," he said.

I blinked in confusion.

" I-I don't know what that is..." I said,quite seriously. " Care to elaborate?"

" I'm attracted to males and females ," he clarified.

Silence

Then he turned to face me quickly " Wait,how do you not know what that means?!" He yelled, his eyebrows knitted together.

" Here on Ozanthia (reference to my other Voltron book,you should read that too.Its barely of the ground but I guess it's ok) we don't put labels on that kinda stuff," I said,shrugging. " I only like girls and the natives couldn't care less,"

"So basically,this is ancient Greece?" He said,his eyes voicing his confusion.

" I mean if I knew what that meant I could confirm," I said,deadpan.

" Ah..right," he said softly. " PIDGE! COME TALK TO JASMINE ABOUT ANCIENT GREECE!" Lance bellowed. This cause me to jump of Lance's bed. I fell right on my butt.

" Ah! Quiznak Lance!That hurts,asshat!" I said,my eyes glaring at Lance. I got up and brushed off my shirts.

" Sorry? " He said,as if questioning me.

I simply scoffed and sat back down.

" Wait,who taught you curse words?" Lance questioned.

Just then,Pidge burst in followed by Keith.

" We did," said Pidge, with a shit eating smirk. Keith shrugged.

" So...ancient Greece, huh?" Keith asked.

"Mmhm, tell me about it!" I said joyfully.

" Well,we don't need to. Our friend Red from overly sarcastic productions will do that for us," Pidge said.

▪ •° After a shit ton of Red's Greek mythology videos °• ▪

" Wow," is all I could manage to say. " That's.....fucking messed up!" I laughed.

" Yup," Said Pidge.

Then the alarm went off,blaring in our ears. Coran's voice could be heared through the speakers. "Paladins! And Jasmine,we need your help! Ozanthia's local dam is about to burst!" We looked at each other in confusion.Why would the dam breaking be so awful?

'Oh wait-'

"Guys,that shit is 600feet tall,with 580 feet of water.It could wipe out half the planet!" I yelled, grabbing my flannel and running out.

Everyone else followed.

°°◇◆ Time skip to on le planet ◆◇°°

I was with Keith in red, which made Lance mad cuz he stole away he's new friend. We also listened to My Chemical Romance and Panic! At the Disco,against Lance's "better judgement".

Once we got out, we realized that there where holes in the concrete. Big holes. Water was rushing like a river a lover the main village.

There was screaming, bawling,pushing and shoving. Chaos,Complete and utter chaos.

Suddenly, Keith and I were hit with a giant wave,that swept us away.

We ended up on the other side off the town.

"*sniffle* Well,that wasn't very fun," I said,shivering from the cold.

"Ya don't say..." Keith said sarcastically.

"And now my hair is all wet! It took way too long to do this shit" I said pointing at my hair. "And the hours I put into my skin routine? Wasted," I continued.

Keith looked at me suspiciously. "You hang out with Lance too much," he stated.

And that's where it ends. Sorry Kiddos,my brain teeter awake to prevent me from having an excellent story plot. Anyways,that's it yall. Byeee!