Ask/Dare SCPs and author

Part 39

Nerdy_Raichu

953: As long as it is not a wolf, sure.

Everyone: Yea, sure.

Pupcakemon

Scarlet King: ...

5205: You should be thankful to him!

Scarlet King: I am sorry! Thank you sir!

682-2: *Hides sweets* Just few more days and I will give them that, they are still too young.

iamPESTILENCE

049: I will be honest, I have no clue.

Author: Yea, but to be honest, I have the control over his universe. I only need to click "delete the story", and everyone will dissapear.

5205: But you wouldn't do that anyway.

Author: Probably not, because we don't Argue with each other. But there is always a possibility.

5205: 343 is not here, we have added Him for one part, that's all.

Author: And second of all, 343 is the most controversial SCP, so if 343 was in this Ask, it would cause many conflicts.

682-1: ... Are you going to try and drown me? Trust me, it won't work. *Eats the fruit* I am resistant to side effects.

953: Well, as long as nobody kills me, I cannot die, so it won't work.

096: 5205 was able to calm me down, and I think that's all.

035: *Makes a T-pose* Sure.

999: ... I won't do that. They taste like soft sawdust.

Author: I agree.

Rizkyputrar

2599: Well, you said that you cannot die, so I am not afraid of that.

Male characters but 5205 and Author: *Get kicked and fall on the floor*

5205: ... I have already said that, The Heart protects my balls.

Author: *Pulls out a pillow* I was prepared for that. It still hurts a little bit tho. And about the dare, we already said that, I will repeat again: No sexual stuff! Kissing is allowed, but this is maximum!

682-1: ...

5205: 3 days. And I know that you will hate me for that, but... I am officially adding a new rule. Rule number 3: No torturing innocent people, they didn't do anything wrong.

682-1: *Starts crying from happiness* You are the best 5205.

Gevon5566600

Scarlet King: ... Then maybe you try to fight with somebody, who is way stronger than you?!

5205: Forget about that. He doesn't create a lot of it, and the chance that a clone will escape are too high. He stays in my pocket dimension.

096: Uhm, I don't even know you, sorry. Maybe if we meet personally.

106: Author has shown me that on Wikipedia. Yes, I have read about that.

682-G: What is going on here?!

5205: It is not your universe, go back. *Teleports him away* and yea, there are many Multiverses, I know about that, after all, now, when I am a megaversal being, I have to take care of all of them.

Bright: *Points at 5205*

5205: ... What? I have sent an information to all O5s that they are there. What's more, I put a huge sign "Sharks inside, do not enter!". I had to put them somewhere after their aquarium in zoo got destroyed.

457: Give me that! *Starts burning everything*

5205: *Cuts off the oxygen supply in his cell*

457: *Becomes smaller* What is happening?!

5205: I won't kill him, don't worry. That's all for today, remember about the deal, this is your only chance to get more SCPs, and you will be the ones, who will decide, who will join the Ask.

Author: But only if you give a personal ask or personal dare to everyone. Bye!