Bakusquad Bitches
AnimeTiddies
Guys
I have read 40 chapters of Stalking killing and I'm both aroused and extremely stressed
TapeMeDaddy
You dumb hippo bitch
I told you not to read it
CheapPikachu
Yeah you're already fucked as it is , I don't think you should of read that
AlienWifey
Okay but Sangwoo is a whole McDonald's meal deal , the trauma is worth it
AnimeTiddies
See Mina gets it
He could break my ankles and I'd say thank you
KiriBabey
This is why Aizawa sensei keeps making us go to group therapy
AnimeTiddies
Okay that therapist bitch needs to get off our dick like we are healthy people
KingExplosionMurder
Pikachu brought a fucking dead bird to therapy then stood in the corner banging his head on a wall
Shitty hair was showing off to the therapist by fighting the air then sat down and started sucking on her pen
Raccoon eyes tried to convince the therapist she was actually the first choice for the lead in the notebook
Flat face ate a bag of nuts and kept spitting them at the therapist because he has some conspiracy about therapists
And YOU shitty spider bitch either try to get with the therapist or just do all of the above
So YOU ALL NEED THERAPY
CheapPikachu
..it wasn't dead when I first took it
I accidentally hugged it too hard 😔
KiriBabey
She put the pen there on purpose what was I supposed to do
AlienWifey
Y'all got no proof that I wasn't the first choice for the lead of the notebook
TapeMeDaddy
Therapists fuck with your head
You mad cause im smart
AnimeTiddies
Why you acting like you didn't blow the therapy room up last week because the therapist asked you to stop cussing
TapeMeDaddy
We a whole dysfunctional family 😔🤟
KingExplosionHeadass
That extra deserved to have her room blew up
KiriBabey
Speaking of therapy
We have another appointment tomorrow
AlienQueen
Shit really?
Ughhh
CheapPikachu
Bakubro can you buy us McDonald's again on the way back
AnimeTiddies
Omg
Yes Baku daddy please 🥺
TapeMeDaddy
I'll give you a kith if you do papa
KingExplosionHeadass
Ew wtf
Stop being fucking weird and I will
But only if spider bitch doesn't drive again
AnimeTiddies
Oi
You whore, I like driving!
AlienWifey
You nearly killed us last time
You're banned from driving, kiri you drive instead
KiriBabey
Okay!
(Y/n) I'll get you a wii steering wheel so you can pretend
AnimeTiddies
Fuck yeah 😎 thanks babes
CheapPikachu
Get me one too!
TapeMeDaddy
Aye me too
KiriBabey
Yeah yeah I'll get all three of you one
CheapPikachu
🤠
TapeMeDaddy
🤠
AnimeTiddies
🤠
KingExplosionHeadass
Fucking Weirdos
(A/N): next chapter will prolly be the bakusquads therapy session
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