My Brother Is Back From The Dead

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Hawkmoth can go to hell

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: Adrien

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: Adrien

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: NOIR

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: It's 5 am Mari

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: and?

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: and? I would like to have at least some sleep before I have to do a shoot with Lila

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: Before school

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: Right forgot about that

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: Yeah...now what did you need to tell me

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: My brother is alive

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: Jason, the one from Gotham, the second robin

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: Yep

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: although from what I can find online, he goes by the Red Hood

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: the crime boss

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: former crime boss

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: so you going to Gotham, what about Akumas?

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: They're coming to Paris for the gala that's tonight and they invited me and my parents

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: The gala that both Ladybug and Chat Noir have been hired as security for

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: I know, my parents already told them that I can't go and that they were already going due to suppling the food

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: and they just accepted that?

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: they kind of had too since it was last minute but I get to see them tomorrow

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: cool cool

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: do you think they will link us to our hero IDs?

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: Paris hasn't

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: well I have long hair as Chat Noir and green cat eyes

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: you have blue hair and blue eyes instead of black hair and brown eyes

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: and Paris seems to have lost most of its brain cells since Hawkmoth made his debut

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: whereas Batfamily are they best detectives in the WORLD

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: I don't think a hair cut and different colours are going to fool them

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: yeah well at least when they do we can tell them that we figured them out first

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: well you are related to one of the robins

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: They have the same number of family members as the bat family, they have funds to be heroes and Jason came back from the same time Red Hood was confirmed to be part of the bat family and there's a new batfamily member around the same time a new Wayne is announced

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: we would have figured it out even if I wasn't

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: fair

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: anyway I pretty sure I hear Nathalie down the hall

Does Not Get Paid Enough For This Shit: see you at school, I'll bring you food from the bakery

I Swear I'm Not A Furry: and this is why I love you

--Chat Ended--

Marinette was lucky enough to make it school without spilling either her's or Adrien's coffee and avoided Lila who seemed to be busy with telling her classmates about her latest charity work. Reaching her and Adrien's desk at the back, she spotted Adrien who was already there and taking a small nap.

Placing the coffee down away from both of them, she tapped him on the head which cause his arm bolt towards her in order to nerve strike the person who woke him up (a trick they both learn from Marinette's mother) but she had quick enough reflexes from being Ladybug to catch him. "Watch it sunshine" Marinette stated as Adrien open his eyes to see who caught him, "or I'll give this coffee to Lila".

"By giving it to Lila, you mean spilling it on her" replied Adrien smiling as she passed one of the cups to him,

"Well everyone knows how clumsy I am" retorted Marinette smirking as she watched Adrien gulped down the coffee,

"True but I wouldn't put it past her to sue you for coffee burns" Adrien started watching the rest of their classmates come in,

"Good Point" respond Marinette quietly sipping her coffee as she spotted both Lila and Alya walk in along with Miss Bustier.


Author's Notes: This is going to be a story with the same kind of rules as my 'This is not a game' series but with a dc crossover and big brother Jason trope.

- The Akuma got more dangerous and have resulted in the heroes spilling blood.
- The temporary heroes are only out during the day and only in attacks when Ladybug and Chat Noir know it's safe
- Master Fu died in battle so Marinette is the guardian
- Marinette's parents know about her being a hero
- Marinette and Adrien know each other's identity but due to Chat Blanc and Gabriel's strict control on Adrien's life, it's a secret
- Alya and the rest of the class (excluding Alix due to her being Bunnix) are completely on Lila side now
- Marinette is an outcast along with Adrien (although Adrien treated better due to Lila wanting to date him

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