FIRE ALARM ― jeongchan [✓]

( EPILOGUE )

Changbean
aight so

hear me out

what if i start with

"it was just another
day in the small town
of seoul, when a deep
fire erupted in a the
dormitories of two
unsuspecting men"

SeungSatan
that sounds like the
beginning of a really
bad sci-fi movie

and seoul isn't small or
a town

AND it was a false fire
alarm what the fuck

also its 3 am and may
i remind you THE
WEDDING IS TOMORROW

Changbean
first of all it sounds like
the beginning to a
WONDERFULLY
homoerotic dystopian
romance novel slowburn
200k words on ao3

SeungSatan
i literally have no
idea what any of that
means

Changbean

and secondly I KNOW
I'VE BEEN
PROCRASTINATING I
DONT KNOW HOW TO
WRITE A SPEECH

SeungSatan
i hate it here ON GOD

like bitch they got
engaged like 9 MONTHS
ago you've had so long

and i swear you've been
writing this speech
since they started dating

Changbean
IN MY DEFENCE

SeungSatan
what

in your defense WHAT

Changbean
yeah nah i got nothing

please help me

i know felix's speech is
going to be super cute
and shit since he and chan
practically grew up in
the womb

SeungSatan
they're literally cousins
by MARRIAGE your
weird analogy makes
no sense

Changbean
and i can barely stand
jeongin on a good day

SeungSatan
then why the FUCK
are you his best man

Changbean
BECAUSE I LOVE MY
BBY AND I'D FUCKING
DIE FOR HIS ANNOYING
ASS

SeungSatan
why do i still tolerate
you

you'd think i would
have dropped you after
university but noooo

Changbean
bro,,,

WE HAVE LITERALLY
BEEN DATING FOR 3
YEARS GET OVER IT

SeungSatan
THAT MEANS NOTHING

I STILL DONT LIKE U

Changbean
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I LOVE YOU

SeungSatan
I LOVE YOU TOO

BITCH

Changbean
wait wait i got an
opening for my speech

SeungSatan
it cant be any worse
than 'two bros chilling
in a wedding alter,
5 inches apart because
they just got married'

Changbean
i thought that one was
good ):

SeungSatan
of course you did
sweetheart

now let's hear it

Changbean
We're fighting for our right
to live. To exist. And should
we win the day, the Fourth
of July will no longer be
known as an American
holiday, but as the day
when the world declared
in one voice: We will not
go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish
without a fight!

SeungSatan
is that the fucking

IS THAT THE FUCKING
SPEECH FROM
INDEPENDENCE DAY

Changbean
I GIVE UP IM GOING TO
MAKE A PLAN TO MAKE
CHAN AND JEONGIN BREAK
UP BEFORE THE WEDDING
SO THEYLL NEVER GET
MARRIED AND I WONT HAVE
TO WRITE A DAMN BEST
MAN SPEECH

SeungSatan
oh god PLEASE do not
start planning

i'm coming over to
help you with this
dumbass speech

Changbean
:D

wait so are we not
using the independence
day speech in my
speech? because if not
i have the speech about
family from ice age 2
as back up

SeungSatan
i literally can not
stand you

DOP — 15th May 2020

completed.

SAKI²⁰.