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Peter
I already told you it's called a keyboard smash

Tony
Still weird

I don't see the point

Peter
Of course, you don't

You're old

Ned
Peter just called Tony Stark old

Natasha
That's not the only thing he's called Tony

Bucky
He calls Tony like three different things

Peter
I do not

MJ
What does he call Mr. Stark?

Peter
Don't tell her

Natasha
:)

Peter
Don't

Sam
Do it

Peter
I'll never hear the end of it

Clint
That's the point

Do it

Natasha
Why don't you do it, cowards?

Steve
Because you're Natasha

Bucky
Yes

Clint
He'd get mad at us but he COULDN'T get mad at you

Ned
Very logical

Tony
Shouldn't you kids be... I don't know studying?

MJ
Mr. Stark is telling us to study

Ned
Go study MJ tsk tsk

MJ
Says the one who pulled an all-nighter to study cause they procrastinated

Tony
Is this your attempt to mock me?

MJ
Depends

Did it work?

Natasha
I like her

MJ
A real honor Ms. Natasha :)

So what were the things Peter calls, Mr. Stark?

Peter
I thought we moved on from that?

MJ
We most definitely did not

Peter
:(

Natasha
Well he first met Tony as Mr. Stalker

Tony
A name I did not deserve

Peter
You deserved it.

Tony
Rude

Clint
Before getting to know Tony as Mr. Stark

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