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Ch.7 Squip

You're such a pig, you faggot, running away with your boyfriend again, have you gained weight, you're an embarrassed to me, im disgusted look at yourself. You should've died last year.

His words echoed in head, I clutch the side of my head trying to quiet the voice in my head. My dad wants me dead of course he does with a son like me, I need to upgrade my life. Should I no I shouldn't it could kill me.

2 days ago

"Rich"

"Yeth duthin"  I say waiting for him to punch me

"You should get a squip"

"Quick?" Wait he didn't punch me

"No squip its like a pill from japan and it helps you get laid dude" He says

"600$ go to the back of payless you won't regret it" he says walking off

"Thquip?" I say before walking home

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I've been thinking about it recently maybe I should get one. It might help me. I get up and go into my dads room, I see his wallet and grab as much cash I can. He had about 50$ in there, I have money from the past 3 Christmas's. Thanks grandma.

I grab my hoodie and go through my window, the mall is kinda close to my house. When I get there I see a man with shades and some pretty nice sideburns to be honest. I walk up to him

"I h-heard you thell thquip" I say through my lisp

"Money" He says

I pull out the wad of cash from my pocket.

"600?"

"Yeth" I say

He then goes on about what it is and how its not tested and blah blah blah. But the thing that scares me is when he said

"Or what it might do to you"

Like what the hell does that mean. Also mountain dew.

I returned home and stare at the pill it looks like a tic-tac if im being honest. I pop the pill in my mouth and drink mountain dew. Its.......minty huh not so bad I guess.

"Wasn't expecting th-" Im cut off by a sharp pain in my head

Im screaming in pain as it speaks to me.

Rich Goranski..... your S.Q.U.I.P

"Wow thats cool" I say as I see a figure start to show up.

My smile drops as I see who it is.

"M-mom" I say almost crying

"Ith that you Holy thit" I say

We need to fix that lisp no body wants to date that it's sooo unattractive . Say snake

"Snake" I say with no trace of a lisp

"Shit, snake, dustin, sorry, lisp" I say amazed

"Holy shit you fixed my lisp" I say laughing

Oh please thats not even the coolest part of me. But don't make me mad or else

"Ow" I say rubbing my neck

"You shocked me that hurt asshole" I say

"RICH STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF"

"Wait can nobody see or hear you"

I exist only in your mind. Speak telepathically it seems less weird

Like this?

Perfect

Okay so what's your purpose?

Whats your goal thats why im here

Well there is this guy I li-

Alright no no no im going to stop you there. You are straight and you want girls like Chloe Valentine and Brooke Lohst and maybe even Jenna Rolan

But they're all popular unlike me

Well I can fix that

Do you like boys?

Ew no that's gross why would I be a fag

Perfect now lets get to work

Time squip

Over the past 5 hours I've been impressed with the squips skills. I don't have a lisp ,I dress better and Im not a loser. But I feel a part of me is missing, like a big chunk was taken from me but who cares I have a squip. I went to school Monday and saw Jeremy he bumped into me and for some reason I was mad

"Yo don't touch me tallass!" I say

"Sorry I was just trying to get to my.... locker?" He says

"You wash that off,.your dead" I say pushing him

"Ayyyh Jakey D, whats the story with Madeline"

"Aw man I shouldn't say"

"But its a good thing I rock at pool"

We both laugh and we hungout the whole day and to my surprise me and Dustin got along pretty well.

Maybe getting a Squip wasn't so bad.

End of chapter

Word count: 1307

Im honestly proud of this chapter and I know you maybe be like where's evil Kermit but I feel like it's his mom if you listen in the Halloween scene it sounds like a women's voice. Soo thats my hc.