This is getting turned into an original piece (to be updated) LMAO the following is so fucking cringy and a massive self insert- read at your own risk
but also check out Izzy's Jar on here and Saving Beijing on Webtoon because they're way better th...
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Ha! Then came the weirdest thing I will probably ever describe to you. Well it's not weird it's just... weird..."
"-wow! Creative!" "Shut up!
So um, this time, I was in um... Stardust. You know, Stardust? The film? Good film actually, directed really well, cool idea... I think it's a book as well! But i've never read it, the film's good anyway, you should watch it,"
I nodded at Gila,
"In fact I think we should-" "-we are not watching it now." Gila interrupted I made a disappointed face. She wasn't phased,
"Fine. Just an idea. Dammit. I love that film so much. The actual world, eh not so much. It's better to watch it than actually be in it. I'll explain the plot to you because I know it's not very well known.
Um, okay, how do I explain this simply? Okay there's one main plot then three- technically four- but three, subplots that all lead to the main plot in the end, apart from the fourth subplot- never mind- they all kinda join up and make sense quite satisfyingly at the very end. See this is also why it was a good film.
So the first is that there's these seven princes (four are dead and three are left) who all want this special necklace, which if found, and turns red, means they become king, that their dying father has left them.
Then you get the second subplot which is the three witches (Macbeth, lol- sorry) and they're after the fallen star because they want be young and beautiful again.
Then you get the third subplot which is Tristin and he's also after the star so he can give Victoria it as a present.
Eventually it all ends up as everyone going after the star because it turns out she's also got the necklace- oh and in this weird world, she's also apparently turned human- because coincidences! So, the princes are now also after the star, so you've got these three subplots all after the main plot, the star and then there's then me, who's trying to work out where the hell those tattoos were coming from, i'm the fourth subplot. Ha ha! That's well cool! I'm a subplot! I'm important! I love this film!
I'm sorry!
Um anyway, so when i found this particular weird thing, it was my first time visiting, and i conveniently appeared just as Tristin and the star- whats her name- um- Yvaine! Yvaine! Yvaine's her name, sorry, so they were meeting for the first time. I hadn't introduced myself to Tristin properly just yet either, so this was a very convenient time to do all the nice friendly introductions.
"Hi my name's Anyna with an 'n' between the 'y' and the 'a'...." ecetera. Turns out the two of them didn't really welcome my presence and Tristin was confused because he thought maybe I was the star because I had stars in my hair- and then Yvaine said: "Oh my god why the hell have you got stars in your hair!? Are they real? Oh my gods, they are! you're a cruel cruel person!" So then I had to tell them that "it wasn't my fault, I was born with them, I didn't intentionally pin stars into my hair, trust me they're a pain when i'm brushing it out of my face" and then I received the 'weird look', as usual.
