dickaphobia ➲ c.h

sixth; stalkers rule

So I decide to text Lexi. She's like the only person who's kind of an expert at boys and all this stuff. She's also a fangirl of many bands so her stalking skills are on point.

me: do you know who calum hood is?
[sent 7:42 pm]

¡lexi!: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMFFOMFOGMG

me: YOU DO???

¡lexi!: AGSJSKAHAJALASJSKAKKA HE'S SO BOOTYFUL

me: WAIT SO YOU DO KNOW WHO HE IS?!

¡lexi!: no.

me: -_-

¡lexi!: but he sounds hotttttt like a hot tamale that my nana cooks :-)))

me: true your grandma's cooking is pretty rad

¡lexi!: ;))

me: oKAY WHAT DOES YOUR NANA'S COOKING HAVE TO DO WITH THIS TOPIC? CAN YOU JUST FIND OUT WHO HE IS??¿

¡lexi!: fine wait a sec while i go into my habitat!!

me: take your time, your highness. ~(._.)~

This is really stupid, I feel like an actual stalker. What if I turn into someone like... Lexi?

That's when my phone buzzes.

¡lexi!: bruh. this guy is pretty cute..

me: you found him?!

¡lexi!: i'll send you a pic if it's the right guy

me: yay okayyy

I wait for a moment before setting down my phone. Just then, she sent the pic.

New picture message from ¡lexi!

I quickly turn it on and find the picture.

My smile slowly turns into a disgusted expression.

.

.

This was indeed not a picture of Calum Hood.

me: what the fuck is that? ._.

¡lexi!: my foot infection from last year!!

me: ??? WTF

¡lexi!: but isn't that mark on the side cute tho!? :D

me: you're no use. this was useless. i'm done talking to you fn. bye. -.-

I turn off my phone and throw it over to the side on my pillow.

I need to get off my mind off of him. It's not like I'm gonna see him again.

I don't even like him..

Every single time I try not to think of him... it always leads back to him and this time, I practically tried to stalk him.

I need to let go of this guy.

I turn on my radio. This will get him off my mind.

It was playing those throwback songs from a long time ago.

The song changed to something else.

It was One Direction. Or I think it is.

Yeah it is them! It's their song Live while we're young.

Oh my gosh, this was one of my favorite songs before but now I don't listen to them anymore.

I start jumping around in my fuzzy slippers to the lyrics.

"Yeah, we'll be doing what we do. Just pretending that we're cool and we know it too. Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do. Just pretending that we're cool, so tonight..."

I quickly grab a brush from my table and pretend it's a mic while I sing along.

"Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'till we see the sun. I know we only met but let's pretend it's love. And never, never, never stop for anyone. Tonight let's get some and live while we're young."

I do a weird dance, just letting it out and being wild.

"Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh and live while we're young! Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Tonight let's get some..." I jump on my bed, not caring about anything.

"And live while we're youngggg." I finish off as the song ends.

I pant hard, smiling at myself.

"Um...nice dance moves." A voice calls out from the window.

I slowly turn around as if everything was paralyzed at that moment.

My eyes widen and I drop my brush when I find out who the person is behind Dana's window.

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DUNDUNDUN SUSPENSE

who is the voice?? i sound like an idiot omg

did you guys liked this chapter? oops you probably didn't sO

here's the qotd:
what is the first song you ever listened to by 5sos?

mines try hard..wait no i think it's heartbreak girl c: i fORGOT

lwwy came on so i just used that for the song xD !! and I'll update soon mostly when winter break starts which is next week!!