Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Bloodhound: I don't have a boyfriend ???
Kidnapper: He made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?
Bloodhound: Oh my Allfather, you have Mirage.
Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter.
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