𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔, jaeden martell

𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦.

imessage groupchat
" derry's dickheads🤡 "

eight participants: big bill, trashmouth tozier, momma's boy eddie, stan likes birds, miss marsh, leaking hamburger helper, farm boi mike, bowers

trashmouth tozier
okay jaeden
cut the bullshit

big bill
what did i do?

miss marsh
and why are we using this groupchat
instead of the other one?

momma's boy eddie
the only difference is that one
has october and this one has nic

bowers
hey isn't october that british
kid jaeden likes? i'm way better
than her, stay in this group

stan likes birds
stfu nic

farm boi mike
so yeah, why are we here again?

trashmouth tozier
october

leaking hamburger helper
yeah, what about her?

trashmouth tozier
and the fact that jaeden has a
fat crush on her

momma's boy eddie
oOoooOoOo

big bill
i do not

stan likes birds
why are you even denying
it at this point?

miss marsh
it's painfully obvious jae

trashmouth tozier
i have screenshots from those
comments you deleted from her
posts

leaking hamburger helper
not to mention that i saw you
two holding hands when we
we're at the dungeons

farm boi mike
and even when we were
outside the dungeons

momma's boy eddie
and you gave her your jacket
when we went stakeboaeding

bowers
wow kid
you caught feelings big time

big bill
so what if i did?
it's not like i can do anything
about it

stan likes birds
why not?

miss marsh
yeah, wyatt's right
why the hell not?
i'm pretty sure she has
a thing for you too

leaking hamburger helper
you two would be a legendary
couple

big bill
no, we wouldn't
even if i did have feelings for
toby, which i am not admitting to,
it would never work because she
hates getting attatched to people
even if she liked me back, she'd
just push me away because she's
scared

farm boi mike
hey
she's tried to push you away
before
you got her back
what's to say you won't do it
again?

big bill
that's not the point
everyone in october's life
leaves
both her and lilo have told
me that
i don't want her to think i'm
just going to be another
person who leaves

miss marsh
then tell her that you aren't
prove it to her

trashmouth tozier
and do it soon
i don't know if i can go another
ten days with the sexual
tension between you two

big bill
fuck off finn

stan likes birds
just make a move, jae
please?

momma's boy eddie
yeah, do it today
we're not doing anything else

farm boi mike
yeah, i think we're just
heading over to lilo's
to watch movies

miss marsh
so you have the perfect
opportunity

big bill
fine
i'll speak to her
but if i lose her, that's on you
guys

bowers
have fun kids
and use protection

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octoberjns posted a photo!

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octoberjns don't care how cute u are, the fact that u have never seen tangled makes u a total disgrace

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userone jaeden!!

usertwo how have you never seen tangled?!

jackdgrazer what's he pointing at
⤷wyattoleff me
⤷sophialillis why?
⤷wyattoleff it was a threat

userthree being threatened by jaeden is like being threatened by a cupcake honestly 😌
⤷jaedenwesley shut up i'm scary
⤷octoberjns sure you are sweetie

finnwolfhardofficial so were gonna ignore the fact that she called him cute?
⤷jeremyraytaylor absolutely not

jeremyraytaylor JAETOBER JAETOBER JAETOBER
⤷userfour jeremy ships 💗💞💓💕💖
⤷octoberjns and suddenly wyatt's my favourite again
⤷jeremyraytaylor 🥺🥺

userfive ok that's rude
⤷usersix tis a joke chill the fuck out

liloandstitch you have a go at jaeden for not watching tangled, yet you're not watching you're just staring at him
⤷octoberjns okay first of all fuck you
⤷userseven EXPOSED🤠

jaedenwesley i think my cuteness should compensate
⤷octoberjns it will if you can sing the whole song by the end of tonight
⤷usereight damn romantic 🥰

faithtennant i stan one couple and it's jaetober btw