best friend ᵕ̈

⁽⁰⁾

( . ˚◞ ❤︎   ⃗ 🌻*ೃ༄ )

YOU HAVE A NEW MASSAGE !

——— zero; i think ur cute.

god
oh, hello there.
you are very stupid, aren't
you?

god
oh no, it's no use
trying to reply, kiddo.
i just have some stuff to say

god
first of all, your little
masochist ass just clicked
a hanahaki fic, and
you are in wattpad, so you
going to hell hell.

god
secondly, you fucking
humans do some weird shit,
and a crazy girl who writes like a 4yr
just threatened to slap me with a
dildo if I didn't come
explain this, "because normal
intros are fucking boring", so...

god
well, apparently this y/n kid
is momo yaoyorozu's sister, and
working in the support course,
so she's a bit of a loner...

god
ikr? fucking loser. well,
so much so, she fell for the
first fucker that flirted with her

god
this takes us to kaminari
denki, aka horny bisexual jello
brain from 1-A.
he became bffs or something
with y/n

god
fucking freaky human
couldn't keep it in his pants
and is currently crushing hard
on the yaoyorozu kid.

god
can't really blame him.
y'all know the family, they've
got some great boo-
bootyful eyes, really.

god
well, I hate you all, but
i'm still god, so no spoilers.
well...go ahead, this stuff is pretty
damn messy.

" ꒰ 🌻 ꒱ˎˊ-

god is a woman
hey dOnki

pika dadei
yo y/n, wassup?

god is a woman
ma dick

pika dadei
... mine too

god is a woman
B R O

pika dadei
sry that was not really
plus ultra of me,
mineta's kinda rubbing off

god is a woman
nah bro.
first, that's all you, don't blame
grapey.
second, i was saying...
we could like... you know...
for our boners...

pika dadei
you mean... like...

god is a woman
... yeah... come to my
dorm in 15

pika dadei
and we will...?

god is a woman
yup... we gon'...you know...

pika dadei
OH GOD Y/N I FUCKING
MISSED PLAYING MINECRAFT
WITH U I'LL BE THERE IN 3

  " ꒰ 🌻 ꒱ˎˊ-

god is a woman
I swear to god, fucking donki—

pika dadei
y/n that was a zombie!

god is a woman
it was MY KID
and I was about to do a
Minecraft proposal so
you could be her father,
you MONSTER

pika dadei
y/n i—
i'm sorry
i still wanna be a
daddy 🥺👉👈

god is a woman
you did NOT just
pull that tiktoker shit with
me AFTER going yeetus
on my fetus—

pika dadei
oh shit, oh fuck.

NO Y/N NOT MY BALLS