A friend told once told me, "You're beautiful!" And i replied, "Thanks, Hope you're beautiful too.."
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A guy told me: 'Hey Babe, what's your sign?'
Me: DO NOT ENTER
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I must admit, you brought religion to my life. I never believed in Hell till i met you.
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Congratulations on your Wedding day! Too bad no one like your wife.
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Lucky you. Mirrors don't talk. They don't laugh either.
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Being a flirt doesn't make you beautiful. It makes you look desperate.
