Tip Five: Guys can/will virtually brag about anything
True Story Babes! ;D
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"It's better to have a penis than a va-"
"Beck, No one cares that you have a penis! your the only guy here!" I yell from across the room. i dont even know why he's here. "But penis's are so mu-"
I interupt him again, "I repeat Beck NOBODY CARES" i sigh and straighten the table cloth. We we're setting up for our skit at the play tonight, and Beck's not even in it.
"Just accept it babe, Penis's are so much better!" Beck yells. I drop my head in shame. I had told everyone i would get rid of him by the time they got all the sounds on the soundboard ready. They had just texted me they would be five more minutes.
"Please Beck! If you have to brag about having a penis, it just shows how much of a life you have" I growl, he just grins at me, "Hey I'm standing in a room with a pretty girl talking about my penis i do so have a life!"
"Please Beck!" I beg staring at him. "Let me take you to dinner after the play"
"Fine"
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Ah, my friends and family have lives. I dont, hence me writing this xP
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Book of Boy
Short StoryAttention Ladies! Want to know how the strange mind of men work? This is Book of Boy, tips about how boys think written by a girl, but boys were consulted every step of the wat ;D
