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Michael: your birthday is in a week and i still dont know what to get you

Michael: im sweating

Luke: you dont have to get me anything

Michael: youRE MY BOYFRIEND I KINDA HAVE TO

Luke: not if i say i dont want anything

Michael: last person i dated that said 'i dont want anything' for their birthday

Michael: ended up bitch slapping me and dumping me

Michael: BECAUSE I DID NOT GET HER ANYTHING

Luke: just give me a show idk?

Michael: lucifer you make this so difficult

Luke: just skype me all day

Luke: it doesnt have to be something fancy

Luke: and if youre naked

Luke: that's a plus

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im gonna meet up with some internet friends right, and our call is gonna be 'calm balls' incase we dont find each other, we yell it