Vinegar

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Nightmare: *Walks into the living room*

Cross: *Drinking from a glass*

Nightmare: Hey, Cross, can I have some of that water-

Cross: It's not water.

Nightmare: Vodka? I like your styl-

Cross: It's vinegar.

Nightmare: What-

Cross: It's vinegar, dumbass-

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